I AM SENDING THIS THROUGH MORSE CODE STOP AS A RESULT ALL LETTERS WILL BE IN THEIR CAPITAL FORM AND THE END OF EACH SENTENCE IS MARKED BY THE WORD STOP STOP

MY TEAM OF MYCOLOGISTS AND I ARE LOST UNDER THE SEA STOP OUR SUBMARINE'S ENGINES HAVE FAILED AGAIN STOP WE HAVE REASON TO SUSPECT THE GREAT UNKNOWN HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH THE MEDUSOID MYCELIUM AND IS SPREADING IT THROUGHOUT THE WORLD'S OCEANS STOP

MY BEST MECHANICAL ENGINEER FERNALD HAS CAUGHT THE MEDUSOID SPORES AND WILL NOT SURVIVE MUCH LONGER STOP

SEND HELP IF YOU CAN STOP WE ARE IN FAR GREATER DANGER THAN WE EVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED STOP

I was wondering if you are allowed to create your own characters, or additional items to add to the wiki. It's understandable if it's not allowed, but there could be a new section for it, so that people know that they don't exist in ASOUE.

After reading the end, I wondered what became of the Quagmires. It said they were sucked in by the great unknown, but I still don't know what happened to them. Do you guys know?

Hi guys!

What do you think about characters who we are almost entirely certain are deceased but not 100%? By that, I mean that I was thinking that we could just settle the matter by assuming they are deceased, as in the case of the Doorman and the Carnival Freaks, where what seems to be the only reason we haven't seen them explicitly being killed is to build up the suspense.

Just my 2 cents.

I know that quigly escaped through the secret passage way in the kitchen but his mom went to get her kids butnever mentioned a husbandso either:1.the dad died

or

2.the dad was with her

so she would of escaped with the children so how did she die???

I have developed a bit of a theory...

In the netflix series, Nero claims to be the vice-president of the Esme Squalor fan club. This is revealed in Snickets other books to be a secret name for the evil fire-starting side of VFD.

Nero has been speculated to be working for Olaf since the austere academy first came out and they add this little tidbit in the show? I think Daniel Handler wanted to confirm this for us. But of course, he never comes out and confirms it with words so he did it in a clever way. I completely believe Nero was helping Olaf now.

But more to this, in the Austere Academy Sunny oddly finds bags from Poes bank in Neros office, and the book itself straight up doesn't hide how mysterious this is by saying this confused Sunny. This is never addressed or explained but I think this may actually mean Poe too is in on this, as he is mysteriously connected to Nero.

I believe in Nero being with Olaf completely, but Poe I am still unsure of. But I do believe us fans should think about these theories.

i think elanora poe started the fires

We've searched the childhood home of the man with a beard but no hair, and interviewed the math teacher of the woman with hair but no beard.

Hello Volunteers!

I discovered something clever Lemony Snicket/ Daniel Handler did this afternoon. I knew I needed to share it with the fandom!

I was assigned to research a poet for my English class, so I chose Ogden Nash, Isadora Quagmire's favorite poet. I learned that he specialized in writing couplets and... wait, what?! Triplets!

Of course, I thought that was funny that Isadora's favorite poet wrote triplets. But I was curious what the difference is between a couplet and and triplet. Why did Daniel Handler have Isadora Quagmire write couplets instead of triplets? Wouldn't it be clever for a triplet to write triplets?

A triplet is a poem with three stanzas. A couplet is a poem with two stanzas.

One might even say, "A couplet is a triplet when one stanza goes missing.".

Ha. Very clever, Lemony Snicket ;)

Should I try to timeline the netflix series asoue into days, because if I did it could be used a a great referencer on this wiki

Could Ishmael be any of these two characters :

Colonel Colophon :

It is hinted the Hangfire threw him out if the window, but how many other characters have been thrown out of windows and survived? Aunt Josephine somehow did it.

Dr Flammarion :

Maybe Ishmael decided he was done working s a chemistry teacher in the City and decided to drug the Knights not because he was working for Hangfire but because he wanted to steal their company?

Ishmael being a chemistry teacher in the City, he could of travelled the Stain'd-by-the-sea and helped Ingrid Nummet Knight start Ink. Inc with him being skilled in chemistry. If you think Ishmael not being old enough to work aside Ingrid Knight, I suggest her son : Ignatius Knight. On the wiki it lists Ignatius Knight as a 'tycoon' at heart. So with Ignatius handling the business and Ishmael handling the chemistry, I think my theory is quite viable. If Ingrid and Ignatius are too old for Ishmael them maybe he could of passed on his skills to young Cleo Knight, that's could be why she is so obsessed with chemistry.

Jake Hix. They seem to be a bit older than lemony snicket in all the wrong questions.

In the books after the Baudelaires and young Beatrice sailed off, it is highly implied that they sank. Also, there is an add-on thing you can get, it is a word unscramble. When you unscramble the words it says, “Beatrice sank.” In the tv series Beatrice goes to meet her uncle (Lemony Snicket,) if she sank, how could she do this?

Lemony Snicket and the TV Series never tells us where its final location is.

I think esmé squalor is s. theodora markson's sister. Because in File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents she mentions her sister has a tea set. Esmé squalor is obsessed about her tea set. I know this is a small connection but I think they both are the same person. Some would say that Esmé would be too young to be s. theodora markson's sister but she has to be a younger sister.

Also Esmé's last name is squalor because Jerome's last name was squalor . So what if esmé squalor's maiden name is markson

Please help me clear this up....

Does anyone else remember the chapter in the Unauthorized Autobiography titled "Why is this building abandoned?" I need help going through all of the people in the secret discussion. I have identified J, J, L, K, and E as (in this order: Jacques, Jacquelyn (may have spelled that wrong), Lemony, Kit, and Esme. O as Olaf I am unsure about, since he says "I prefer to be called T now." Can anyone help me decipher the other ones?

In ATWQ, Ellington Feint searches for her father, who ends up to be Hangfire. Do you think, if Nero Feint is related, the he could be working for Hangfire at Prufrock Preparatory School? But then what would be his sinister plot?-comment if you have any ideas. Just a thought...

Fellow volunteers,

I would like to advertise an Instagram account I made based on my research the Baudelaires, Quagmires, etc. If anyone wants to follow the account, it is named @investigatingthebaudelaires. For now. If any sinister women with hair or men with beards find out about my account I will be forced to change my username. Remember, I am on the run. Let us hope this dispatch does not fall into the wrong hands.

With all due respect,

Lemony Snicket

They. Were. In. Love.

And if they meet again, they will still be in love since Fiona already broke his heart. I feel like he never forgot about Izzy, but Fiona kissed him and betrayed the Baudelaires, so his head got all messed up. He had feelings for both, but his feelings for Fiona were more like a passion, but with Izzy it was well developed during the books.

I ship them since I was a child and nothing in the world can change my mind. They were in love.

I have a theory that Esme Squalor started the Quagmire fire. Esme wears a lot of white and black in the Tv series and she also loves extravagant things and the headdress is over the top. She also owns a spyglass. And will stop a basically nothing to get the sugar bowl. She might of thought that Beatrice gave the sugar bowl to the Quagmires are they were part of VFD and friends.

what do you guys think?

*Spoilers for the book The Incomplete History of Secret Organizations and the T.V series. If you don't have the book or have watched the entire third season, you might want to... Look away 😋😋*

I have read The Incomplete History of Secret Organizations at least twice. So at this point I am looking through the photographs, trying to find any hidden details. I think I found one. 

If you have your book with you turn to page 189. It's next to the page with the Volunteer Factual Dispatch. On page 189 is the (I think it's called this, I dunno) conspiracy board, the one Lemony uses to track down the Baudelaires. My eyes immediately fall on the photographs of Jacques and Olivia. (silently mourns 😭😭) Continuing to the upper right corner of the page, I see The Man With a Beard But No Hair and The Woman With Hair But No Beard, A picture of Sunny, and The Widdershins family. But in the corner there is a picture I don't recognize. It looks like... three children on a boat? 

The three figures look almost the same and they might be wearing life vests. Behind them looks like ocean. I swear the figure in the middle looks like Avi Lake. ( aka Isadora) What do you think? Could this photograph be a sign of what happened to the Quagmires? Or is this just a random photo? When I saw this photo I started to do a fan girl screech.😆😆

(I included a picture of the photograph. I tried to make it as clear as possible.)

Like, it’s just makes you immune to a mushroom which Your unlikely to come across.

who else loved season 3? But found the ending unclear.

You know how mr. poe says olaf is the baudelaires 3rd cousin 4 times removed or there 4th cousin 3 times removed? Well if you look on the snicket family tree, there is a o. Montgomery making me think olaf is a Montgomery and killed his own brother monty and is somewhere related to the baudelaires...

Could this be Hangfire from ATWQ

ATWQ and ASOUE connections

TMWABBNH and TWWHBNB

Who are they?

-TWWHBNB as Ellington Feint could not work out. In ATWQ, Feint is around Lemony's age, and Lemony at the time period of ASOUE (as shown in Netflix's episode The Penultimate Peril: Part One) does not look even close to their age.

-Both of them as Gifford and Ghede would work out. The ages correspond. The only thing that doesn't work out is the art for them in Why Is This Night Different From All Other Nights.

The Bombinating Beast and The Great Unknown

-This is very possible for multiple reasons:

1. The Bombinating Beast and Great Unknown are large, frightening creatures

2. Lemony Snicket had experiences with the Bombinating beast and then it is implied he wrote a book on the Great Unknown

3. The Bombinating Beast is shaped like a question mark, and on the sonar the Great Unknown appears as a question mark.

Tell me your theories, comments, and thoughts below!

Wait so in the Penultimate peril, Dewy said that the sub library would be safe if there was a fire. so does that mean that all VFD files are still safe ( cuze he also said that all VFD files and reserch is in there ) I wounder if the Baudelaires and Lemony realized this.

( this is only TV canon i cant remember what he said about the library in the books )

What did you think of Season 3, please share your opinions.

In The Slippery Slope, we see Klaus copying information in a dark green commonplace book. However, the dark green one belonged to Duncan but was destroyed in the Vile Village. Plus, in the books, Klaus' notebook is blue and he "starts" it in the Grim Grotto.

Now that A Series of Unfortunate Events has a TV series, I think that All The Wrong Questions should get one too! I love ATWQ soooo much, and I think it deserves a TV series just as much as ASOUE did, even if it's not as popular. Comment below if you agree, and if not, why.

I thought it did an okay job of adapting the books, but there were a lot of parts that really brought down the experience for me, and I'd say it's the worst out of the three seasons.

For one thing, a lot of characters were absent from this season. It was a cool reveal that Jacquelyn is actually the Duchess of Winnipeg, but she doesn't do anything on or off screen. Mr. Poe's wife also doesn't show up at all. Characters aren't in that were supposed to be in the Hotel Denouement, like Hal, Charles, and Sir (I thought I saw Sir disguised and seated behind Nero and the Taxi driver during the trial but I guess I was wrong). For some reason, Captain Widdershins is missing. I though this would be a set up to him being involved with The Great Unknown or maybe the reveal that Ishmael was actually the Captain, but nothing comes of it.

Characters also had really unsatisfying deaths. Instead of Hugo, Colette, and Kevin working for Olaf and it being a mystery whether they survived the hotel fire, they were just killed offscreen in the Slippery Slope. Larry, Your Waiter doesn't try to fight at all, gets tied up by Ernest and thrown in a pot of sauce (I didn't like how they usually made it clear whether the brother was Frank or Ernest in the show).

Some parts of earlier episodes in the season contradict later ones. Lemony says that he has no idea what happened to Olaf's henchmen after they walked down the mountain, but then in The End he knows that they gave stage performances on their own.

A lot of my problems with Season 3 have to do with The End. For one thing, it's the only book that was adapted into one episode instead of two. The shorter runtime leaves the adaptation feeling rushed compared to the other ones. Friday doesn't do anything, and they didn't even bother trying to set up her potential relation to Captain Widdershins or Olivia Caliban. None of the villagers are fed up with Ishmael, and Ishmael isn't even set up to be as much of an antagonist as he was in the book. My biggest problem with The End is the end of The End and how many happy endings there were. Olaf's troupe are happily performing, Quigley gets reunited with Duncan and Isadora (even though they just reused the footage of Duncan and Isadora from the Vile Village) and they apparently survive the eagle attack, Fiona and Fernald are happy aboard the Queequeg and don't get eaten by The Great Unknown, the Baudelaires definitely survive the boat ride, and Beatrice and Lemony definitely meet so Lemony gets closure. For a series of unfortunate events, it certainly ended fortunately.

I loved it!

A Picture Of Her In The Penultimate Peril she has a blindfold on her head

Taylor Swift = Swifties

Harry Potter = Potterheads

Twenty One Pilots = Skeleton Clique

SOUE = ???

I think that this wiki should have a live chat for book discussions. of course it would have rules. If you want a chat upvote this and answer my poll.

Volunteers,

What's your thoughts about season 3? I wanna hear your opinions.

I mean of course, it's gonna be the most terrible, unfortunate and sad season in the history of series but that's how the story goes.

The world is quiet here,

D.T

Do you know all the V.F.D codes or some answer my poll.

Answer the poll to help

Sir and Charles won’t be in Season 3

It's Saturday so no one is at school.

This is a Very Fortuitous Mystery

*SPOILER ALERT FOR THE INCOMPLETE HISTORY OF SECRET ORGANIZATIONS SECRET MESSAGE*

*DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT TO KNOW THE SECRET MESSAGE CONTAINED IN THIS BOOK*

Hello! I received an extremely unfortunate package yesterday afternoon, containing The Incomplete History of Secret Organizations. Page 188 talks about a code contained in the book, and I just decoded the message! Please, look away if you don't want to know what the message is.The book said that it was the answer to what happens after the end of The End. I was kind of expecting it to be obscure, something about their lives continuing to be unfortunate or nobody knows or something like that. But it definitely wasn't. It actually explained something, though I'm not entirely sure what that is. It could be a red herring. But it also could mean that my 3 favorite characters are alive, and they reunite with my other 3 favorite characters. It's also a couplet, which we know is poetry, and we know that poetry can be difficult to understand at times. Okay, last spoiler warning, here it is:

Two sets of friends

just out of reach

will meet again

at Briny Beach.

Here's what we know: A set has to be more than one person, and there are two sets of friends. It's definitely possible to be the Quagmires and the Baudelaires. Most of the Baudelaires other friends are dead, so it is also most likely to be the Quagmires and Baudelaires.

I'm a bit confused about "just out of reach", though. Are the Quagmires closer to the Baudelaires (when they're on the island) than we think?

Tie ins date changed

In the spirit of Halloween, I want to ask this question.

Which of Olaf's disguises (Netflix version) do you think is the most spookiest and creepiest?

Hello! I'm curious as to what people think about what order the Quagmire triplets were born. Of course, it doesn't really matter, but thinking about it passes time while we wait for season 3, haha :). I think that it's Duncan, then Isadora, then Quigley. Duncan and Isadora are never referred to as Isadora and Duncan. It could be a matter of alphabetical order, but the Baudelaires are always referred to as Violet, Klaus, and Sunny, and that's not alphabetical. Quigley seems like he's the most laid back and fun, and he just overall seems like a youngest child. Of course, that usually applies for the youngest child, not really the youngest triplet (though I've never been a triplet). I don't know, what are your thoughts?

Hello! I thought it would be a good idea to add updates about when season 3 is coming out to a certain section :). Do you have any details as to when it may be coming out? The Incomplete History of Secret Organizations book is coming out on October 30th I believe, and the Hot Topic clothing line is coming out in November. I saw some photos (blurry, but still) of the book on @cleverklaus 's instagram, and I saw some of the lyrics to the Grim Grotto theme song. Don't you think Netflix would release season 3 before spoiling the episodes? I'm just thinking that maybe season 3 is coming sooner than expected! Oh, and today (10/3/2018) @cleverklaus put something on their Instagram story saying that something unfortunate is coming in 10 days (10/13/2018). Maybe it's the season 3 teaser??? But I don't know for sure, just an idea :D

Ok, so I found this song on YouTube and it's called Comes and Goes by Greg Laswell. For some reason, it REALLY reminded me of ASOUE so I want to know what u think.

This one's for the lonely (the Baudalaire fire)

The ones that seek and find (they find new gaurdians)

Only to be let down (Count Olaf kills gaurdian/exposed

Time after time.

This one's for the torn down

The experts at the fall (losing their gaurdians)

Come on friends get up now,

You're not alone at all (they meet the Quagmires)

And this part was for her (x2)

This part was for her (Dunclet and Kladora! 😃😍)

Does she remember?

It comes and goes in waves, (every time they think their guardian will protct them, they die)

I

This one's for the faithless

The ones that are suprised

They're only where they are now

Regardless of their fight (Cout Olaf found them, regardless of how hard they tried)

This one's for believing (they believed in each other)

If only for it's sake

Come on friends get up now,

Love is to be made

And this part was for her (x2)

This part was for her

Does she remember?

It comes and goes in waves,

I

Am only led to wonder, why (their dispair when Olaf finds them)

It comes and goes in waves

I

Am only led to wonder, why

Why I try.

This is for the ones that stand (them outsmarting Olaf every time)

For the ones that try again

For the ones that need a hand

For the ones that think they can

It comes and goes in waves

I

Am only led to wonder, why

It comes and goes in waves

I

Am only led to wonder, why

Why I try.

I stared at the ceiling for an hour after looking at the lyrics trying to convince myself that I'm not going crazy. Plz reply and vote what u think. Btw there's a video on YouTube on this is called The Baudalaires | Comes and Goes and the song itself is pretty good.

If you were in the Heimlich Hospital and you got kidnapped by Dr. Mattathias Medicalschool (aka: Count Olaf) where he's going to operate on you by performing a "cranioectomy" (procedure in which the patient`s head is removed), what would you do?

Idk about u guys, but I'm kinda curious about what happened to the Quagmires after the series. Plz reply any theories or anything.

**MILD SPOILERS FOR THE LATER ASOUE BOOKS**

Who do you guys think will be in season three? We already know that Beth Grant will play The Woman with Hair but no Beard, and that Dylan Kingwell will be Quigley Quagmire, but who will be Fiona? Who will be Dewey/ Ernest/ Frank? ( I think it'll be one actor for the three of them) Also, do you think Alison Williams is Kit?

This is my first discussion post by the way so I hope it goes well!

I honestly pity the Baudelaires the most but also Count Olaf. Most people hate him (he is a jerk, obviously but he still has a sad backstory)

so just wondering which character you pity most.

Hello everyone! I was talking with Cressdarnelheronstairs13 on a separate post about fanfiction, and I thought it would be fun to share all of our fanfiction here! If you have any, please share it, I'd love to read it! Thanks!

Pssss.... Here's a Dylan Kingwell screenshot, just for fun 😂

Hello! I'm rereading the Penultimate Peril right now, and I just saw that Dewey says, "Triplets run in my family". Of course, that would mean that they have somewhat close relatives who are also triplets. A lot of times, as we've seen, members of VFD (whether fire fighting or fire starting) are related in some way. Originally, I wondered if they were related to the Quagmires. But as I started writing this, I began wondering if they were possibly related to the white faced women, since they are triplets as well. Hmm.... Just a thought I wanted to put out there. Maybe there are some possible relatives? I don't know... It's late and I'm thinking all sorts of strange thoughts, I'm sorry if this is a terribly strange post 😂

There is a new template called Template:Fanbased which you can use to inform people that it is a fan theory, instead of having to delete the entire article. What do you think of it?

Quigley's my favorite, and I've always loved Isadora, but I've only recently begun to truly appreciate Duncan. Who's your favorite?

I don't know why I'm posting this, but I wanted to put this out there, to see if anyone else thought about this...

I watched The Greatest Showman for the first time last month. It was wonderful. I loved all of the music. Anyway, one of the songs is called Tightrope. One of the lyrics says:

"I'd follow you into the Great Unknown"

If you watched The Greatest Showman, did you think of ASOUE when you heard that line? I can't listen to that part without thinking of the Baudelaires and the Quagmires. Maybe it was because I first watched The Greatest Showman after watching The Austere Academy on Netflix? Maybe it's because I am hopelessly addicted to ASOUE, and that's all I think about when doing anything? I don't know.

Anywho, this is a terribly long post talking about a short line, but whatever. Did you think about ASOUE when you heard that?

Hi! It's quite sad to know that Season 3 likely won't come for a long while, perhaps early spring of 2019? Until then, I'd like to know what you expect to see in Season 3! What are your ideas about what might happen?

I did read that TSS, TGG, and TPP will have two episodes each, but The End will be just one episode.

Just a note of caution to those of you have only seen the series, I have read all the books, so I do know all the spoilers for Season 3, unless Netflix decides to add things that weren't in the books.

For The Slippery Slope, I am very excited for what will happen! That is my favorite book of the series! SPOILER ALERT----- DO NOT READ IF YOU DONT WANT MAJOR SPOILERS

I am really looking forward to seeing Quigley and Violet together in these episodes! I liked how, in the books, Lemony Snicket gave them privacy when they were sitting on the slope, even though we all knew they kissed. Will Netflix give them privacy for the show? Or will there be a really sappy kiss scene? What do you think? I'm not sure which I would prefer. It's hard to say. I'm not sure I would like something sappy, but I suppose I would allow a simple kiss. I do look forward to seeing them walking up the slope, likely giggling, with small, secret smiles on their faces. I wonder how Sunny will fit into a casserole dish, considering how much she's grown! That will be so funny to see! For a few chapters, it was mostly focused on Violet and Quigley, so I wonder if Klaus will just be treated like a third wheel.

For the Grim Grotto, I will feel very sad for Klaus, since I know how Fiona will break his heart. Oh, it will be so sad! How will Sunny fit into a helmet? Will they have to use the "jelly baby"? Probably. I'm SO excited to see Sunny's character development this season!

For the Penultimite Peril, I am looking forward to seeing old characters, it's like a reunion! Especially Justice Strauss. I wonder if we'll see the other Quagmires this season, though I don't expect it... I'm just thrilled about seeing Kit Snicket. I already know that she will be AMAZING.

For The End, I read that it's supposed to be profoundly emotional. SPOILER ALERT---- DO NOT READ IF YOU DONT WANT EVEN MORE MAJOR SPOILERS THAN THE LAST ONE

In the books, they were able to make even Count Olaf's death extremely saddening, I felt so bad for him. Will they be able to in the show? Hmm.... I wonder who will play Friday. It's disappointing that this episode will be shorter than all the others. This season will be the shortest of all, with just 7 episodes. I will definitely cry when this episode ends, considering there will never be any more episodes. All VFD members will be left to wallow in self pity. It truly is A Series of Unfortunate Events, isn't it?

Hey! I just finished rereading The Grim Grotto the other day. It's been a year since I last read it, and I kind of forgot a lot of the details. Now that my memory has been refreshed, I have to say that I am FURIOUS at Fiona. I really don't like her AT ALL! First, I was thinking, "Oh, I remember hating Fiona, but she's actually not all that bad!". Well that changed. What kind of person breaks Klaus Baudelaire's heart, abandons Violet, Klaus, and Sunny to join the horrible man trying to steal their fortune and murder them, and when she says goodbye, tells them to think of her when they're eating a food they enjoy very much??????!?!?! I don't even understand her.

Anyway, I want your opinion on Fiona. Am I completely wrong? Am I missing something? Do you agree with me? Let me know. Thanks!

So the 2018 Emmy nominations came out a while back and ASOUE has been Nominated for Outstanding Children's Program.

The Nominees are:

-A series of Unfortunate events

-Alexa & Katie

-Fuller House

-Star Wars Rebels

-The Magical Wand Chase: A Sesame Street Special

I think that ASOUE has a good chance of winning the Emmy!!! What do you guys think?

So in the Snicket Autobiography, there's a family tree at the back. A, B, C are all siblings with C being Charles Snicket. He then when on to father three children D, E, F with E then going on to parent J, K, L who is assumed to be Jacques, Kit and Lemony. However, we know Lemony's fathers name was Jacob making E his mother and Jacob taking her last name. UNLESS, this is actually further generations back. I had another point here but I then realised I'm stupid and the point was invalid.

If there's going to be a Treehouse of Horror segment based on "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events", I hope they have this cast:

1. Bart as Klaus Baudelaire

2. Lisa as Violet Baudelaire

3. Maggie as Sunny Baudelaire

4. Homer as Bertrand Baudelaire

5. Marge as Beatrice Baudelaire

6. Sideshow Bob (I hope) or Mr. Burns as Count Olaf

7. Snake or Jimbo as Fernald, the Hook-Handed Man

8. Francesca (if Sideshow Bob plays Count Olaf), Lucille Botzcowski or Luann Van Houten as Esmé Squalor

9. Mr. Burns (if Sideshow Bob plays Count Olaf) or Kearney as The Bald Man with the Long Nose

10. Smithers as The Person Who Looks Like Neither a Man Nor a Woman

11. Patty and Selma as The White-Faced Women

12. Dolph or Moe as The Wart-Faced Man

13. Wiggum as Poe

14. Judge Constance Harm as Judge Constance Harm

15. Ned Flanders as Uncle Monty

16. Crazy Cat Lady as Aunt Josephine

17. Fat Tony or Roger Meyers, Jr. as Sir

18. Skinner as Vice Principal Nero

19. Kirk Van Houten as Jerome Squalor

20. Groundskeeper Willie as Hector

21. Miss Hoover as Dr. Georgina Orwell

22. The Gypsy as Madame Lulu

23. Sherri,Terri or Janey as Carmelita Spats

24. Mary, Dubya and International Harvester Spuckler as the Quagmire Triplets

What do you think? I really hope that happens!

What was the name of the hospital that Sunny was born in? Thanks!

xD

If "The Simpsons" create a "Treehouse of Horror" segment of "Lemony Snicket's: A Series of Unfortunate Events," who should be Count Olaf?

Did Count Olaf the start the fire?

Do you think Fiona and Klaus were dating? Yes, or no. If not, how do you think Fiona broke Klaus's heart?

Hello Everyone,

Allot of my friends are watching the ASOUE TV show on netflix (And so am I and its so good). None of my friends apart from me read the books as a child so I just want to ask when did you read the books (just so I know if im alone here).

Here are the rest of the guardians.

I keep thinking about this line edit every time I think of the Olaf from Frozen and Count Olaf.

(Horton Hear's A Who reference)

Morton: Word is that she's gone to Olaf!

Horton: Olaf. Olaf. I know two Olafs. Is it Count Olaf or the snowman, Olaf who likes warm hugs?

Morton: Yeah, Horton. She's sending you a snowman with hugs. I think we can assume, it's Count Olaf!

Horton: Yeah, that's a good call.

Does anyone know where I could get any ASOUE costumes? I have tracked down a Prufrock Prep uniform but Im looking for more costumes.

Anyone know a website or shop that sells stuff like this?

I am particular looking for violets blue dress in season 2(photo bellow) its my favourite costume so far.

I won't be surprised if Neil Patrick Harris dresses up as Dr. Mattathias Medicalschool for Halloween.