Fellow volunteers,
I would like to advertise an Instagram account I made based on my research the Baudelaires, Quagmires, etc. If anyone wants to follow the account, it is named @investigatingthebaudelaires. For now. If any sinister women with hair or men with beards find out about my account I will be forced to change my username. Remember, I am on the run. Let us hope this dispatch does not fall into the wrong hands.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket