The Alaskan Cow Lizard is a long, green creature that is able to produce delicious milk.
A specimen of the lizard was kept in Monty Montgomery's Reptile Room, and was in shown to the Baudelaire children. With the rest of the collection, it was confiscated by the Herpetological Society following Montgomery's death. What happened to it next is unknown.
- Due to it seeming to hail from Alaska, it presumably is able to live in cold temperatures.