Woman with Hair but No Beard: Infant servants are so troublesome. I had an infant servant once- a long time ago, before the schism.
Count Olaf: Before the schism? That is a long time ago. That infant must be all grown up by now.
Woman with Hair but No Beard: Not necessarily.
The Slippery Slope

The Baby is a character briefly mentioned in The Slippery Slope.


The baby was an "infant servant" to the Woman with Hair but No Beard sometime before The Schism- which, interestingly, means that VFD tolerated child slavery pre-Schism, when the Volunteers were still in charge.

The Woman implies that she later killed her infant servant, or that they somehow died in some other way.[1]



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