— Barney to the Volunteers Fighting Disease

Barney N. Dolfners[1] is a patient at Heimlich Hospital. She is seen by Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire as they hide among the Volunteers Fighting Disease in order to search every room of the hospital.


She was taken into Heimlich Hospital sometime before the Baudelaire orphans arrive there, kept in a bed bound by many casts. When the Volunteers Fighting Disease arrive at her room, she asks them for water as she seems to be dehydrated.

After the Heimlich Hospital fire, she can briefly be seen in the background being carried away by doctors.

Behind the scenes




  1. Her name can be seen on the patient list held by the Volunteers Fighting Disease.
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