|“||Sometimes brothers and sisters are just people who are united for a common cause.||”|
The Bearded Man is the leader of the Volunteers Fighting Disease. He is overly cheerful and is never seen without his guitar.
|“||Because getting a cheerful balloon helps people picture getting better, and if you picture something, it makes it so. After all, a cheerful attitude is the most effective tool against sickness.||”|
They do not use names in VFD, instead referring to each other as siblings. As such, his true name is unknown. He also never read the newspaper, believing that no news was good news.
|“||My, you look glum. Well, don't worry. I'm sure wherever your parents are, they're having a good time, so let's not see any frowny faces. Being cheerul is the whole point of Volunteers Fighting Disease.||”|
He sits with Violet and Klaus, telling them that they don't use names in VFD. They ask if he's known Jacques Snicket, describing him, but he doesn't recognize him. As the children are confused, he tells them to check the hospital's Library of Records. Klaus slips up and mentions their parents, and when the Bearded Man asks if their parents are there, and they get depressed, he encourages them that wherever their parents are, they're having a good time. He also explains the organization's purpose to the children, which only serves to confuse them more.
They arrive at the hospital and depart the bus, where the Bearded Man remarks that he's sure the rest of the hospital will be finished someday, but for now they will just have to picture the second half.
As they approach the hospital, Babs calls and tells the Volunteers that she needs three people to report to the Library of Records. The Baudelaires take this opportunity to exit.
The next day, the Volunteers return to the hospital and are again infiltrated by Klaus and Sunny. They ignore the patients' cries for help, as no doctors have arrived for them, as they have to move quickly to visit reach room. After a while of searching, in which Klaus and Sunny do not find their missing sister, Klaus asks the Bearded Man if he can borrow the list, which the Bearded Man happily gives him, as reading the names of sick people depresses him.
The Volunteers are still in the hospital when the cranioectomy happens, and Mattathias goes on the intercom to announce the Baudelaire murderers are in the hospital. The Bearded Man sees them rush past with Violet on a gurney, and the Volunteers decide to help the guards capture them, joining with the Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender.
Violet uses a false intercom to tell the Volunteers to look in the unfinished half of the hospital, and the Bearded Man tells everyone to follow him there.
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|“||The camaraderie at this hospital is really inspiring!||”|
— Bearded Man, "The Hostile Hospital: Part Two"
He and the Volunteers spend the night in the lobby of the hospital, until they are awoken by the White-Faced Women with their new patient list. The Bearded Man cheerfully leads his group in song around the hospital, barely noticing as they are joined and abandoned by Klaus and Sunny.
Klaus later approaches him and other Volunteers disguised as Dr. Faustus, asking for the patient list. The Bearded Man is reluctant, and then happy when Mattathias Medicalschool arrives and shows Faustus his own list.
He and the Volunteers are in the crowd for the cranioectomy, and watch as the Baudelaires are revealed and then flee. They join the mob chasing them, singing an altered version of their song. Klaus pushes a gurney into the Bearded Man, who falls over and remarks that he needs a doctor. He is later seen with the Perky Volunteer and the Henchperson, trying to open the door of the storage closet the Baudelaires have locked themselves in.
He is portrayed by John Bobek.
|“||We almost left you behind, brother and sisters! We filled the van up with free gas, and now we're all set to head off to the hospital. Climb aboard. We don't want our volunteers to get lost before we even sing the first verse.||”|
— Chapter Two
|“||Boy, do I love that song! I could sing it all the way to Heimlich Hospital. But I guess we'd better save our voices for the day's work. So why don't we settle down and have cheerful conversations until we arrive?||”|
— Chapter Three
|“||We don't use names in V.F.D. We just call everybody 'sister' and 'brother,' because we believe all people are sisters and brothers.||”|
— Chapter Three
|“||I'm sure they'll finish it someday. But in the meantime, we can picture the other half, and picturing something makes it so. Now, let's picture ourselves getting out of the van.||”|
— Chapter Three
|“||I don't like to read all these names of sick people, anyway. It's too depressing. I'd rather hold balloons.||”|
— Chapter Eight
|“||Those must be the murderers Mattathias was talking about! Come on, everyone, let's help that guard capture them!||”|
— Chapter Twelve
|“||Did you hear that? The criminals are over in the unfinished half of the hospital. Come on, everyone.||”|
— Chapter Twelve