The shop is located at the corner of Caravan and Parfait in Stain'd-by-the-Sea. It is the only business on the block not boarded up. There is a sign out front that has a stenciled cat instead of a title or logo.
Inside the shop, there is a long, narrow room with an enormous counter in the center, behind which is shiny machinery that can make bread or coffee upon command. A player piano plays lonely tunes- the same tune that Ellington plays for Lemony Snicket- in the corner. Behind the counter are several stacked cups and saucers on shelves, and a metal trash can.
At the counter are three brass buttons, labelled A, B and C. C prompts the machinery to make coffee, B prompts it to make bread, and A opens up a stairwell that leads to the attic. There is also a second button that opens and closes the stairwell inside the attic; however, it is difficult to find.
The attic is a large room, holding a few cupboards (some large enough to hide in), several shelves with bags of coffee on them, and a long table on which mail is placed. The cupboards in the attic are later used by Lemony Snicket, Pip Bellerophon and Squeak Bellerophon to hide some of Ellington's items, as well as library books. It is implied that the coffee shop may have been used by the Inhumane Society to pick up packages, as packages addressed to Dr. Flammarion and Armstrong Feint are found there.
The café is frequented by Ellington Feint, due to her love of coffee, and Lemony Snicket, while he is trying to find Ellington Feint. Other known customers are Dashiell Qwerty and Drumstick and possibly Mack. Cleo Knight visited, though she attempted to have the machine make her tea instead of coffee.
|A Series of Unfortunate Events (Books)|
|1. The Bad Beginning (1999):||Absent||7. The Vile Village (2001):||Absent|
|2. The Reptile Room (1999):||Absent||8. The Hostile Hospital (2001):||Absent|
|3. The Wide Window (2000):||Absent||9. The Carnivorous Carnival (2002):||Absent|
|4. The Miserable Mill (2000):||Absent||10. The Slippery Slope (2003):||Absent|
|5. The Austere Academy (2000):||Absent||11. The Grim Grotto (2004):||Absent|
|6. The Ersatz Elevator (2001):||Absent||12. The Penultimate Peril (2005):||Absent|
|13. The End (2006):||Absent|
|All the Wrong Questions|
|Who Could That Be at This Hour? (2012):||Debut||Shouldn't You Be in School? (2014):||Appears|
|When Did You See Her Last? (2013):||Appears||Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights? (2015):||Appears|
|File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents (2014):||Appears|
|Other Snicket Books|
|Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography (2002):||Absent|
|The Dismal Dinner (2004):||Absent|
|The Beatrice Letters (2006):||Absent|
|The Hero of the Story (2017):||Absent|
- Who Could That Be at This Hour?
- When Did You See Her Last?
- Shouldn't You Be in School?
- Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights? (mentioned)
- File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents