To Dawn, I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.
(creds to lemony snicket for the quote)
Why do ASOUE kids seem to hate pink so much? I mean, maybe it's because the color is usually associated with happy and cheerful stuff. That makes sense.
But really, the only kid among the Baudelaires and Quagmires that isn't shown explicitly not liking pink is Klaus.
Violet hates pink, as her brother mentioned in TVV. Both Duncan and Isadora have pink listed as their list favorite color in their character cards. When Quigley is talking to Violet about Shirley's nails in TSS, he describes them as being "a horrible shade of pink". And when Sunny talks about the Hobson's choice her mother gave her in TGG, she says it was "bath or pink dress".
Anyway, just an observation.
Most of you have seen the Netflix show, and know that Justice Strauss later becomes a VFD agent. At the end of episode 2, we see Justice Strauss opening "The Incomplete History of Secret Organizations." If she only learns about the existence of VFD after reading the book, then how did she get the book in the first place. I have one theory: Justice Strauss is a judge of the high court. VFD may have been in some legal trouble with the high court, leading to Justice Strauss getting a copy of the book. Her library is now the first library, not belonging to V…
So I've been a fan of a series of uunfortunate events for YEARS!
I never thought that one day I would actually join this wiki. I may not be active, but to anyone who is reading this, I'm overjoyed to meet a fellow fan!
IN THE DEPTHS OF FANDOM, A UNIVERSE CREATED BY FANS ABOUT LITERALLY EVERYTHING*, I HAVE HIDDEN MY ACTUAL PICTURE. PEOPLE WITH TIME TO BURN AND NATURAL INQUISITIVENESS WILL SEARCH ENDLESSLY THROUGH WHATEVER THEY THINK WILL HELP. TO FIND IT, IT'S ACTUALLY NOT THAT HARD. (with the clues)
CLUE #2: PAC-MAN minus A-MAN = ? + 2D
CLUE #3: CLUE #2 SHOULD BE PUT IN A SEARCH BOX IN THE LOCATION CLUE #1 POINTS OUT
(hint: CLUE #1 is in plain sight, it's right next to my profile picture) PS: I will post new clues soon! I also don't recommend doing this if you don't like hard mysteries. PPS: look in my bio
except for maybe WORLD ORDER. (the band) I can't find it.
So one day I decided to watch the whole credits of ASOUE (Netflix). At the very end, I saw the Paramount logo. (Also some Seth illustration of Lemony Snicket, which seemed random) And I thought, Wait, didn't Paramount do something or other with the film? So I read up. Apparently, Paramount Pictures owns Nickelodeon Movies which purchased film rights to ASOUE (film). But later, Netflix is associating with Paramount Television to create the TV show. So what's this about? And why is the TV show so much better than the film if they both are associated with Paramount? Am I asking the wrong questions?
I've decided hiding my identity is tiring. I shall still keep my identity partly secret, but I will finally post a better picture of myself. (Note: The photo was taken outside, which means I was wearing my mask and the sun was very bright. See! I have short black messy hair!*
A while ago, or maybe not that long ago, I remember having a school project, where a team wrote a charter. (Ecosia it) I suggested naming the land we were to explore, "The Hinterlands." I told them it was because it means uncharted territory or something like that. (Dictionary) But nobody noticed the underlying meaning.
A while ago, or maybe not that long ago, I remember asking a teacher if I could dress up for Halloween. (Or Hallow's Eve) She said no. I dressed up any way. I was Lemony Snicket, but ATWQ version. No one questioned or noticed me, although some complimented my hat.
I found this blowing around during my walk. Picked it up. It was a business card. It looked strange, and I read the words aloud: "Lemony Snicket | Apprentice, Volunteer | Stain'd by the Sea, Lost Arms | 'The world is quiet here'" It rhymed, I noted. It did not seem to be real, though. It is nearing Hallow's Eve. People dress up as other things on that day, although I have no idea why anyone would dress as me- I mean, of course, Lemony Snicket. I have enclosed photographs.
So I'm writing a fanfic for ASOUE on Wattpad called "The World is Quiet Here"! If you're interested please check it out! I will be updating the next chapter very soon, so stay tuned for that.
Honestly, I don't know how many people are going to see this blog post and find out about my book, but I hope at least some people see this.
(P.S. My username on Wattpad is SkyeintheBigBlueSky)
things 2 know about me
I ship viola
I am a minor
I want my user name to be violaforever but idk how to change it
I'm like klous' twin I love books
i will write a 'storey' on hear that is viola
that is all and remember the world is quiet hear.
-viola for ever
"Lemony Snicket is a young Faun, skilled in the art of Lightning magic. His unrivaled accuracy and deadly efficiency have earned him the nickname 'Fatal Strike'. He wields a small dagger, due to being mostly a long-range magic attacker, able to use his Lightning from great distances. Snicket has the innate ability to generate electricity. This ability synergizes tremendously with Moxie, a Water-type magic wielder. He's agile, and quick on his feet, and like lightning enters the battlefield with a flash of light and heat." -Snicket's attire is the same, but with a few changes. For starters, he wears suspenders under his suit jacket, and he wears shorts. When he's not fighting, Snicket wears a pair of thick rubber gloves, which p…
hyello! I plan on spending time here, and helping with the wiki since this place seems amazing! But my main place I like staying is the b.f.d.i wiki/b.f.b wiki . I also have discord, tho I will not say due to reasons of "not very appropriate". I go by they/them and I'm genderfluid, and lesbian but please do not use she/her on me, I don't like it. Anyways have a great rest of your day! Also,,,, I go by the nicknames Babr, and Cat/Cats.
Poison for Breakfast is going to release within a week! I know we're all very excited for more Snicket content, so here's just a quick reminder of editing policy:
- Before the official release on August 31 2021, any leaks should NOT be put on the pages, only official information.
- From August 31 onwards, spoilers ARE going to be allowed- in discussions, please warn ahead of time, but on pages we want to keep all our information up-to-date.
- Which leads me to this important announcement: We have a new Spoilers template! If you're going to edit information from PfB onto a page, please add this to the top!
Here is how to add it:
- In Visual editing, there should be an "Insert" tab, which gives you options- click "template," and then simply search for…
Hello I am Semblance.
I've recieved permission to send a selection of questions to Daniel Handler(Representitive to Lemony Snicket). I'd like to invite you all to 667 Dark Avenue: Answering the Wrong Questions(https://asoue.proboards.com/), and send some questions on my post.
Rules and deadline can all be found in the link above, that's also where you can send your questions, or if you want to remain anonymous you can DM me.
While we pride ourselves on having as much Snicket-related information as we can possibly get, I have just been informed that several spoilers relating to Poison for Breakfast (the upcoming Snicket book to be released 31 August) have been leaked.
Now is a good time to remind you all that while we do include spoilers on our pages, we do NOT include leaks for unreleased material. Any edits to the Poison for Breakfast page including these leaks will be removed, and repeated "spoilering" will result in temporary bans.
Thank you for keeping this wiki a safe and fun place!
I definitely ship lemony and Beatrice, lemony truly loved Beatrice but what did Bertrand think of lemony? Did he like lemony? Did he know lemony? Personally I think Beatrice and lemony were soulmates - made for eachother.what's your opinion on it? The world is quiet here
~ T . P
The Baudelaire orphans are the main protagonists of a series of unfortunate events. My favourite Baudelaire is Klaus Baudelaire- the middle child. His main interest is books, however his older sister ( Violet ) has an interest of her own : inventing. Sunny Baudelaires interest is mainly biting things and cooking. Who is your favourite Baudelaire? The world is quiet here.
~ T P
This is kind of random, but I finally decorated this poem, after quite some time. I'll take this opportunity to ask about it to the people in this wiki. How do you think it relates to ASOUE? Yes, we know that technically, its author was a member of V.F.D. and it's mentioned in TSS. Also, V.F.D.'s motto is "The world is quiet here". But how do you think it relates to the series in other levels? Also, how do you guys interpret it? And do you like it? Just a few random questions.
I have a question, why did Ernest join the fire starting side? Both of his brothers were in the fire fighting side so why not him? Do you have theories?
Can somebody clean up my new page called Orphans? It's really short and needs a visit from a janitor from Hotel Denouement.
Okay, I apologize for doing my fanart very slowly. I would like everybody to keep their patience as I keep drawing. Sorry for the delay! Anyways, If you're bored, I have a few questions I've been wondering. You can also share your thoughts in the comments. Keep up the patience! P.S. My pen is running out of ink. I might not be able to do fanart for at least a few days. Also, keep the comments positive. Thanks for your patience!
What is inside the sugar bowl?
What happened to the Quagmires/Baudelaires?
How many members does V.F.D. have?
How many V.F.D places are there?
Who started the Quagmire/Baudelaire fire?
Did the fire-starting side win or did the fire-fighting side win?
I have a little question I would like to ask. The question that I wanted to ask is that, why isn't the sugar bowl in the laundry? Carmelita chot the crow and the crow fell on bird paper and then, it fell in the funnel. The funnel probably led to the laundry room. If it landed in the laundry room, then why did the sugar bowl not appear in the laundry room when Count Olaf open the lock and opened the door? How come the sugar bowl land/be in the underwater library? Can somebody help me? I think I'm lost...
According to Daniel Handler's twitter, advance reading copies of Poison for Breakfast are being sent out! We should get more news soon!
WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
So I've been reading a lot of ATWQ (mainly SYBIS) lately and I've really been loving it. I have some questions though and was wondering if anyone knew the answers?
I was wondering if anyone knew of any audiobooks I can find, as there are audiobooks for most, if not all of the books in ASOUE? Thank you so much in advance :D
1) Why does Lemony kill Hangfire?
2) Why did Armstrong Feint become Hangfire? I thought Ellington said he was a sweet and gentle man?
3) Where's Moxie's mom? Will she really come back to her family?
4) What does the S in S Theodora Markson stand for?
5) Does Lemony ever see Ellington again after the WITNDFATON
Note: Haven't read ATWQ yet, but I'm planning to. Hope you like my ideas!
- Adapt the books into seasons.
Why not? Obviously, they couldn't do this with ASOUE, but maybe it could work here. I know it would require a lot of changes to the books, but if we bring back the writers of ASOUE, it could work!
2. Connections to ASOUE.
Since they take place in the same universe, this would be necessary.
3. Have Jacquelyn, Olaf and Beatrice appear.
Jacquelyn could be a main character from the start whereas Olaf and Beatrice could appear later on
4. More stuff about VFD lore.
I feel like they didn't reveal much about this in ASOUE. So some more lore would be great.
5. Keep adult Lemony as the narrator and bring the ASOUE crew back.
Patrick Warburton was great as …
As someone who before this had only read the series of unfortunate events books, I just finished season one of the Netflix and its great. I think I'm going to watch season 2 :)
I am Suni Dul and I am 16 1/2 and my birthday is next month. I am a Sophomore at Cove and I want to tell everyone about A Series of Unfortunate Events who haven't watched it. A Series of Unfortunate Events are a book series and a TV show. The books and the TV show is from Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler). The TV shows and the book series are about three orphans who lost their parents in a fire. In the later films the Baudelaires have to go to all of these different guardians and they always helpful, but sometimes they are foolish. I recommend this show and the books because you will love them. Here is a picture of the Baudelaires.
Personally I wish the Lemony x beatrice ship happened, I pretty much resent Bertrand because well Lemony loved beatrice but then he took the blame for Olafs parents murder, you probably know the rest of the story. What is your opinion on the Lemony x Beatrice ship?
For Beatrice -
You are allergic to peppermints
which unlocks my first hint
violet is a smart brave girl so i rate her eight and a half klaus is smart and a pantomath and a great researcher i give him 8 and a half sunny is cute and funny and a great cook i give her nine and a half
This is a blog where in which I contribute to by posting the fandom's ships. Some are canonical, some are not. Unless I state that it is canonical, it is not and is by the fandom. I will put whether it is exclusive to the books or TV series, whether it was reciprocated or not. Some can be considered as not a romantic ship, and as platonic or familial. Please note: The TV series is not necessarily accurate to the book, therefore, if I label it as a TV series relationship, it is not necessarily cannon to the books. If you have any other ships, whether platonic, familial, or romantic, comment it and I will add it. Some of these may not be the most commonly used ship name, but I will try. I will update this regularly, so if I don't have all of…
Just a fact about her before any others can be written. I have searched up Carmelita Spats on Google, and it has come up with many pictures of her (obviously). One seemed pretty interesting and I thought I might make some use of it. It came up with a picture of Nellie Oleson from Little House on the Prairie, a 1974 Drama series. I found two photos of her that look slightly similar, but equally creepy.
Nellie Oleson is nasty and demanding based on some simple research. You can agree that the behaviour of that is similar to this little primadonna girl.
Now. Carmelita loves pink, and she has so much costume combos, including ones that seem rather childish. Her IQ seems like a 5 year old, with her silly and crazy costumes that make no sense as t…
please ignore the fact the count olaf edits that are spammed on the recent wiki activity. Ive been spending the last few minutes figuring out how to add a picture.
I'm not to sure what to say to be honest. I mean I have some Shares fanfics here: https://www.wattpad.com/user/TheVolunteerOfVFD
Yea, that's about it.
Sorry I haven’t posted a post in a long time. I have been caught up with a lot of schoolwork.
Now, Esmè has been seen as an obsessed “in” person. She is not afraid to insult people, and considers herself the queen of all.
I found a quote by Esmè, which looks like the only one that is nice. It is about poor people, and if we give them money or other objects they need, we won’t have anyone left to care for.
Also, when Esmè wants Carmelita to join by reciting a pledge made up in the spot, she does not say “most innest adorable”. What an insult.
Also, in the books, her attitude is seen as nice (ersatz elevator) and in the series, she has that little bit of sass.
Why does Esmè have this attitude? It’s called an aqueous martini. It looks beautiful, b…
Dear humans of planet Earth that may be descended from Mars,
My name is Mars and Earth(You may also called me "B"), and I am here to tell you that I am willing to help anyone who needs help editing and article here. I spent the whole day fixing some posts, and at last I am finished.
Mars and Earth
Please note: if you are a great fan of Olivia and are reading this Blog Post on the day of her death, I will try to cheer you up and point out things that may make you think that this Caliban member is as noble as ever.
In Netflix, Olivia Caliban appears in the Austere Academy as the Librarian (whom Carmelita and her caksniffing nose thinks smells, “funny”. In the books, she only appears in the Carnivorous Carnival as Madame Lulu. Many people may have spotted this, but I am going to point out the differences in her portrayal.
Madame Lulu’s description in the book says that her hair is blonde. In the Netflix series, her hair is clearly brown, and she used no disguises in the V.F.D. disguise box to colour her hair.
One of the scenes that I saw o…
So I was reading The Carnivorous Carnival and I came across Chapter 2 (or 3). This chapter included the describing of the Stephano disguise. This is what I read: “...the razor he (Count Olaf) had probably used to shave his head in order to resemble a lab assistant”.
The 2004 film showed that Count Olaf had hair and was speaking in an Italian accent, obviously to resemble an Italian.
From my knowledge, the Netflix film shows Stephano with a long beard, and a shaved head.
So I decided to do some research as I am writing this.
The Carnivorous Carnival book was published in 2002. The Reptile Room book was published in 1999. The Reptile Room Episode 1 and 2 of the Netflix Series was released in 2017: 18 years after the book publishment.
With no expl…
Does anyone think that Malina Weissman and Emily Browing look the same in both ASOUE films? Name any more Easter eggs or mistakes on this blog page, by mentioning my name! I will reply and post one each week.
Bit of a serious discussion ahead.
As you may have noticed, we've begun adding transcripts to the wiki for the 2004 film and Netflix series. I myself have been pushing on for the 2004 film despite, uh, not enjoying watching it, and have mostly been getting through it with Netflix captions; no other transcripts online are accurate to my knowledge.
However, I will say due to the actions of the Netflix company, the film transcript will take much longer to be completed. I have cancelled my Netflix subscription and will continue to do so until they remove, apologize for, and make amends for their "film" Cuties. If you don't know of this controversy, consider yourself lucky; I don't know how much I would be allowed to say on a child-friendly wiki…
ALRIGHT FRIENDS AND ENEMIES, DANIEL HANDLER MADE AN INSTAGRAM POST TODAY, 9/10/2020. Here is the link, and I will attach the image to the right. If for some reason it doesn't show up; it's a book pile, with the caption "Research continues for a new book. I do love my job."
Unless I'm mistaken, Poison for Breakfast is the only announced upcoming Snicket/Handler book. While it's entirely possible he could be working on another, I really hope this is PFB.
So, you came here for an overanalysis, right? Well I'm going to look at every book in this pile and list short descriptions; hopefully, we can take some potential hints towards what could be influencing Poison for Breakfast.
Book One: Harriet the Spy by Louise Fitzhugh
This book has been refere…
I am going to be putting good books and short stories up here, so I just wanted to test how well this worked first! Also, Winnepeg is getting chilly as summer is ending. Thank you for reading this!
Does anyone know where Esmé got the Sugar Bowl?
is it just me who thinks Klaus is Gay or part of the LGBTQ Community I mean Duncan and Klaus have the same interests they seem like a good couple. Reply with your thoughts