|“||Every boat has it's own sail.||”|
— Captain Sham's grammatically incorrect business card motto
With the disguise, he was able to woo Aunt Josephine at a local grocery store in the town of Lake Lachrymose when Violet, Klaus, and Sunny were staying with her at her home. Josephine was especially convinced because he had a business card that said "Captain Sham" and not "Count Olaf", and Lemony Snicket points out that literally anyone can go to a printing store and have anything they want printed. He later told Aunt Josephine by phone that he was really Count Olaf, and that she had to write out a will leaving him the children and promptly disappear.
He was able to utilize an eyepatch to hide his eyebrow and a hinged peg leg to hide his tattoo. Olaf was aided by the Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender who guarded Captain Sham's Sailboat Rentals while posing as a security guard.
Count Olaf was later uncovered when Sunny used her four sharp teeth to bite his peg leg claiming to Arthur Poe that his leg regenerated.
His role is very similar to the books. He bumps into the children and Aunt Josephine at the market, complimenting her and telling her that his leg was eaten by leeches, making her fall for him. He then forces her to write a suicide note which also instructs her to hand the children to him, and he also orders her to kill herself. The children, Mr. Poe and him go to lunch st the Anxious Clown, where the children eat pepper, only to cause their allergy reactions to occur.
They go to Aunt Josephine’s house and Klaus discovers from the note she is hiding in Curdled Cave. The house then falls into the sea. Mr. Poe and Sham start the adoption paper process and the children steal one of his boats to find Aunt Josephine. He saves them from the Lachrymose leeches, but then pushes Aunt Josephine to the leeches. Back at the bay, Sunny bites off his peg leg to reveal he is Count Olaf, but he and his troupe escape when Mr. Poe isn’t looking.
He has gray hair and has a captain's hat. He wears an eyepatch to cover his eyebrow. He wears a brown jumper and a navy blue captains coat, and blue shorts with a wooden peg leg to cover his tattoo. He smokes a pipe and speaks in a Scottish accent.
- In the film adaptation, Count Olaf murdered Captain Sam to take the role. In addition, this version of Captain Sham doesn't wear an eyepatch.
- A "sham" is a thing that is not what it is purported to be, suiting Olaf disguising himself as a captain.
- He is one of the multiple characters with the initials J.S.
- The Wide Window
- Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (film)
- Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (video game)
- A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV series)
About Captain Sham
"For Captain Sham, the Sean Connery brogue came very quickly. I didn't want the disguises to seem similar, so I would try to go vocally from different pitches, from high to low and then back up to high and then back down to low in each episode to create differentiation" - Neil Patrick Harris on Captain Sham
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