| I am NOT a MONKEY!
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His real name is unknown, because constable is actually a job. He accompanied Mr. Poe a few times: after Dr. Montgomery was murdered by Count Olaf; when Mr. Poe is looking for the Baudelaires in the Lake Lachrymose; and during The Marvelous Marriage play. He appears not to be in the book series.
Behind the scenes
He is portrayed by Cedric the Entertainer.