Scat songs are songs sing by Count Olaf (Detective Dupin) in The Vile Village (TV series).
Orphans[]
"Orphans" is a song Count Olaf sings when alone in the saloon bar.
Lyrics:
Orphans
I‘m scatting about orphans
Sha-boop-boop
Nothin’ rhymes with orphans
Ska-gu-gu-gu
Except for maybe portions (oh yeah)
Or arsons
That's more of like a half-rhyme
Beat is out
Sku-bidi-bup
Wealthy orphans are like a well-fed cat
I lay my eyes on one and I just wanna scat
Sku-du-bi-du-bap-adap-abap-abu-do-bidi-bo-bidi-bo-bidi-bap-bap-bap
Blueprints[]
"Blueprints" is a song Detective Dupin sings when framing the Baudelaires for ‘Count Olaf‘s’ murder
Lyrics:
Orphans are dragsville, man
They come into your village
sneak into your jail
They kill and they pillage
With the help of these
Bluebidy Bluebidy, blue bird, blue sky, blueberry pie,
Uh-uh! Blueprints
Yeah man!
That's what the Baudelaires used
So they could find a weak space in the wall
So they could use...
(Uh, what’s that thing)
Oh yeah! A device of mechanics so mean
The Baudelaires used that ski-bidi-bop-bop-bop-bop thing
They punched a hole in the wall of the jail
Crept in on bad cat paws
And snuffed out the light
Of Count Olaf
Um, in the night!
Skubi-woop-woop-shwoob-bo-bo
Orphans