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Woman with Hair but No Beard: Infant servants are so troublesome. I had an infant servant once- a long time ago, before the schism.
Count Olaf: Before the schism? That is a long time ago. That infant must be all grown up by now.
Woman with Hair but No Beard: Not necessarily.
The Slippery Slope

The Woman with Hair but No Beard's Infant Servant is a character briefly mentioned in The Slippery Slope.


The baby was an "infant servant" to the Woman with Hair but No Beard sometime before The Schism, suggesting that V.F.D. tolerated child slavery pre-Schism, when the Volunteers were still in charge.

The Woman implies that she later killed her infant servant, or that they somehow died in some other way.[1]