"Keep Chasing Your Schemes" is a song which was performed by Count Olaf, disguised as Gunther, at the end of The Ersatz Elevator: Part One. This song was performed at Herring Houdini.
Lyrics[]
- People always ask me, "Gunther,
- Why are you such a big handsome success
- What's the secret of your looks and brains and accent, please?"
- But I just wink and tell them "Can't you guess?"
- You've
- Got
- To
- Keep chasing your schemes
- Keep chasing your schemes
- Your future's, what's the word for so very far away
- Getting closer month by week I mean, day
- You'll be in charge of all the new regimes
- If you keep chasing your schemes
- The world is hunting you down like a criminal
- But now your chances of failure are minimal
- No one's going to hand you a fortune on a plate
- You've got to open wide
- Put your mouth around the bait
- You got to keep chasing your schemes
- Keep chasing your schemes
- A journey begins with one single step
- To get to the end you got to schlep, schlep, schlep
- Your goals are like a sapphire, watch it as it gleams
- You gotta keep chasing your schemes
- Let's hear it for the band!
- Yes, keep chasing your schemes
- I don't mean maybe
- Keep chasing your schemes
- You ugly baby
- Ratchet down the hack of life to very dark extremes
- You gotta (ow...)
- Keep chasing your schemes
- You gotta just keep chasing your schemes