|“||I'm a castaway and should be welcomed with gifts. I need medicine and your finest wine.||”|
Count Olaf disguises himself as Kit Snicket in an attempt to sneak onto the island; he claims to be very pregnant (though he asks for alcohol), having been looking for the Baudelaires, and at one point claims to be Olaf's girlfriend.
Friday instantly sees through his disguise, and Olaf is thrown into a large cage by the islanders.
This disguise uses the helmet containing the Medusoid Mycelium helmet as his false baby, uses seaweed as long hair and Esme's fire dress as his dress (it washed up on to the Island).
In the TV series, he has seaweed as his hair, puts the Meducoid Mycelium diving helmet as his 'baby' and a fishing net and rags to make his clothes look more like a dress.
- "I'm dressed as a pregnant woman because I am a pregnant woman."
- "It is I, Kit Snicket. And as you can see, I'm very pregnant."
- "I'm a castaway and should be welcomed with gifts. I need medicine and your finest wine."
- "Pay no attention to the woman on that raft!"
- This is the only Count Olaf disguise that fails to fool anyone.
- This is the second 'Snicket' Olaf disguises himself in the TV series, the first being Jacques Snicket.