Linda Rhaldeen is a VFD playwright who wrote The World Is Quiet Here. It is possibly a coded name.


Linda Rhaldeen is described as an "unknown" playwright who wrote The World Is Quiet Here, a musical written in order to deliver coded messages to members of VFD. Beatrice Baudelaire was cast in the lead role.

The play was later taken over by Al Funcoot, who turned it into One Last Warning to Those Who Try to Stand in My Way.[1]


  • "Linda Rhaldeen" is most definitely an alias, presumably for Daniel Handler, as her name is an anagram of his.



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