|“||If anyone ever deserved to travel along Lousy Lane, it is you, Count Olaf.||”|
The lane runs through sickly gray fields with "a handful of scraggly trees produce apples so sour that one only has to look at them to feel ill," and runs across The Grim River, said to be 9/10 mud, containing extremely unnerving fish.
According to a map of The City, Lousy Lane begins at Daedalus Dock, passes two bridges and the Cathedral of the Alleged Virgin, loops multiple times, passes another bridge, and then passes Montgomery Montgomery's house and Hazy Harbor.
It smells strongly of horseradish that is coming from Opportune Odors Horseradish Factory, later revealed to be part of Anwhistle Aquatics. Its operations involve manufacturing horseradish-apple hybrids as an antidote to the Medusoid Mycelium.
- Grim River
- Montgomery Montgomery's House
- Opportune Odors Horseradish Factory
- Tedia (?)
- Swarthy Swamp