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|name = Man With a Beard But No Hair
 
|name = Man With a Beard But No Hair
|died = In [[Hotel Denouement]] Fire (possibly)
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|died = In [[Hotel Denouement Fire]] ''(possibly)''
|alias = Daddy (by [[Count Olaf]], TV series)
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|alias = Daddy (by [[Count Olaf]], Netflix)
 
|gender = Male
 
|gender = Male
|hair = Gray (in TV series)
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|hair = Gray (Netflix)
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|eyes = Blue (Netflix)
|family = [[Count Olaf]] (adopted son, TV series)
 
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|skin = Light (Netflix)
|love interests = *[[Woman with Hair but No Beard]] (possibly)
 
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|interest(s) = Arson
|job = Villain of V.F.D.
 
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|job = *[[Volunteer Fire Department#The Fire-Starting Side|Arsonist]]
High Court Judge {{r|The Penultimate Peril}}
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* High Court Judge{{r|TPP}}
|loyalty = [[V.F.D.]] (formerly)
 
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|loyalty = [[Volunteer Fire Department#The Fire-Starting Side|Fire-Starting Side of V.F.D.]]
 
|book appearances = * [[The Slippery Slope]]
 
|book appearances = * [[The Slippery Slope]]
 
* [[The Penultimate Peril]]
 
* [[The Penultimate Peril]]
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{{Quote|We know what happened that night at the opera.|The Man to Olaf}}
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{{Quote|But we know how to solve problems, don't we? Fire can solve any problem in the world.|The Man with a Beard but No Hair, ''[[The Slippery Slope]]''}}
The '''Man With a Beard But No Hair''' is a mysterious antagonist. He is so villainous that even [[Count Olaf]] fears him.{{r|The Slippery Slope}} His name apparently brings such terror that it is never mentioned, but he is described as having a high, scratchy voice. He is known to have an associate that goes by the name of the [[Woman with Hair but No Beard]] that can be seen in both books ''[[The Slippery Slope]]'' and ''[[The Penultimate Peril]]''.
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The '''Man With a Beard But No Hair''' is a mysterious antagonist. He is so villainous that even [[Count Olaf]] fears him, and his name apparently brings such terror that it is never mentioned. He is known to have an associate that is referred to as the [[Woman with Hair but No Beard]].
   
 
==Biography==
 
==Biography==
 
===Early Life ===
 
===Early Life ===
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{{Quote|I've never seen one before, but it has been quite some time since I was a volunteer.|The Man with a Beard but No Hair, ''[[The Slippery Slope]]''}}The Man seems to have been in [[Volunteer Fire Department|V.F.D.]] for a time predating [[The Schism]]; following it, he and the [[Woman with Hair but No Beard]] were planted firmly on the side of the Fire-starters.{{r|TSS}}
When VFD was torn apart by a schism, the Man With a Hair But No Beard joined the firestarting side. He and the [[Woman with Hair but No Beard]] became incredibly infamous figures, so much so that in writing the accounts of the Baudelaires, [[Lemony Snicket]] cannot bring himself to say their names. They have such an aura of menace that even other firestaters, such as [[Count Olaf]] and [[Esmé Squalor]], are frightened of them.
 
   
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The Sinister Duo also had a regular occupation as high court judges. They used their position as judges to gain information on the [[Baudelaire Family|Baudelaire case]] from the third judge, [[Justice Strauss]]. They also gained knowledge of the V.F.D. trial to take place at the [[Hotel Denouement]], and thus arranged to rig it.{{r|TPP}}
He had been apart from the Volunteers for a long while, seeing as he didn't recognize many of their codes.{{r|The Slippery Slope}} 
 
   
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He and the Woman with Hair but No Beard also managed to enslave the [[V.F.D. Eagles]], threatening them with the punishment of a brutal whipping if they did not follow orders.
He and the Woman were high court judges, and got information about the Baudelaires from [[Justice Strauss]], who did not understand their connections to VFD.
 
   
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They somehow discovered the [[Self-Sustaining Hot Air Mobile Home]], and oped to catch up to and destroy it. Upon their decision to burn the [[V.F.D. Headquarters]] in the [[Mortmain Mountains]], they also plan to capture the [[Snow Scouts]] during their celebration of [[False Spring]].
[[Dewey Denouement]] mentions that he and [[Kit Snicket|Kit]] searched the childhood home of the Man With a Beard But No Hair, though the purpose of their search is not revealed.{{r|The Penultimate Peril}}
 
   
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The two of them somehow manage to acquire the [[Snicket File]], with the exception of the thirteenth page.{{r|TSS}}
He and the Woman stole the trained eagles from the Volunteers, and he used a whip to force them to obey him.{{r|The Slippery Slope}}
 
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[[Dewey Denouement]] claims that he and [[Kit Snicket]], at some point, searched his childhood home.{{r|TPP}}
   
 
===''[[The Slippery Slope]]''===
 
===''[[The Slippery Slope]]''===
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{{Quote|Once you tell us where the [[Sugar Bowl|sugar bowl]] is, you can leave, volunteers, and take your baby friend with you. But wouldn't you rather join us?|The Man with a Beard but No Hair, ''[[The Slippery Slope]]''}}The Man and Woman arrive at the V.F.D. headquarters and slowly burn it down, room by room in order to keep the smoke to a minimum so they would not be spotted. Every morning of the arson, the two of them would celebrate with a bottle of wine and finger puppets. They do did attempt to search the headquarters for the [[Sugar Bowl]], but are unable to find it.
He and the Woman set the fires that destroyed the [[V.F.D. Headquarters]] in the [[Valley of Four Drafts]].
 
   
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The Man and Woman, dragging a toboggan along with them, then arrive at [[Count Olaf]]'s campsite, frightening him and his troupe. The Man is noted to kiss [[Esmé Squalor]]'s hand, which makes her tremble. They notice [[Sunny Baudelaire]], and the man inspects her, saying that she has caused almost as many problems as her parents. They tell the troupe about their arson of the headquarters, and mention they are headed next to [[Caligari Carnival]] to burn an important piece of evidence hidden in a figurine, and then congratulate Olaf when he tells them that he'd already burnt the area. They present them with two gifts- the Snicket File, which they plan to read and burn together, and then the Man presents Esmé with what he believes to be a cigarette, knowing that she likes things that are In, unknowingly providing Sunny with a [[Verdant Flammable Device]].
Soon after, the two join Olaf and his [[Count Olaf's associates|troupe]] at the highest peak in the [[Mortmain Mountains]], in order to congratulate Olaf on destroying the [[Caligari Carnival]] and present him with the coveted [[Snicket File]], which they burn. 
 
   
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Sunny uses the device to light a fire with suspicious smoke in order to attract attention. When the Man, Woman, Olaf and Esmé see, they grow angry, and the Man extinguishes the device with a handful of snow, before threatening to throw Sunny off the mountain. The Man then tells Olaf that they have more scheming to do, in order to help recruit more young people, and destroy the last safe place, the [[Hotel Denouement]].
They plan to kidnap the Snow Scouts and recruit them as firestarters, as well as kill their parents and burn down their homes, before meeting at the Hotel Denouement. He also unknowingly provides Esmé with a Verdant Flammable Device, thinking it a cigarette. 
 
   
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Much later, while [[Violet Baudelaire]] and [[Quigley Quagmire]] are hiding under Olaf's car, the Man and Woman inform him that they need help to spread the net on the ground for their recruitment scheme. Esmé asks the Man for more cigarettes, and he informs her that he'd only found one before they leave.
After the eagles kidnap the Snow Scouts, the Man and Woman have the eagles carry them off. 
 
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The next day, Violet, Quigley and [[Klaus Baudelaire]] return, masked, with Esmé Squalor, who they'd planned and failed to capture. They announce they are volunteers who want to trade information for Sunny Baudelaire, and upon hearing they are volunteers, he and the Woman give the children a "confused frown," as if unsure whether they should be scared or scornful.
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Olaf and Esmé argue over whether or not to trade Sunny for information on the Sugar Bowl, until the Man grows tired and orders them to stop, and the Woman orders that Sunny be brought over. The Sinister Man then summons his eagles, bragging about their plan to capture the Snow Scouts, and then offering to let the volunteers join them after they tell them where the Sugar Bowl is.
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The Snow Scouts soon arrive and fall into the trap, and the Man orders the eagles to lift him and the Woman into the air, before the eagles scoop up the children in a net. The Man gloats that they will be able to catch up to the Self-Sustaining Hot Air Mobile Home, and then he and the Woman are carried away by eagles.
   
 
===''[[The Penultimate Peril]]''===
 
===''[[The Penultimate Peril]]''===
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{{Dialogue|speaker a = [[Woman with Hair but No Beard]]|quote a = The Baudelaires have taken off their blindfolds!|speaker b = Man with a Beard but No Hair|quote b = Yes! They're guilty of contempt of court!|speaker c = [[Violet Baudelaire]]|quote c = We certainly are. This court is worthless and dishonorable!|description = ''[[The Penultimate Peril]]''}}The Man with a Beard but No Hair and the Woman with Hair but no Beard infiltrate the trial at the [[Hotel Denouement]]. However, during the Baudelaires' testimony, the children recognize their voices and refuse to play along, removing their blindfolds. The judges announce that the Baudelaires are guilty of contempt of court, while the children beg the audience to peek in order to see the villainous judges, as well as Count Olaf kidnapping Justice Strauss. The crowd bursts into argument, while the Man attempts to pronounce the children guilty as they escape.
He and the Woman are present for the Baudelaires' and Olaf's court hearing as judges, rigging it in Olaf's favor. When they kidnap Justice Strauss, the Baudelaires remove their blindfolds and beg everyone to do the same, which causes the Man and Woman to find them guilty of contempt of court. 
 
   
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As chaos descends, the children and Olaf set a fire in the hotel's laundry room. When they arrive on the first floor and the children attempt to warn everyone, the Man congratulates Olaf. Upon being overheard by [[Jerome Squalor]], he claims that he wants to capture Olaf and pushes Jerome towards his direction. Upset at this betrayal, Olaf claims that he always knew the two of them would fail him someday.
When the [[Hotel Denouement Fire]] was started, the Man With a Beard But No Hair was last seen on the first floor with his hand on [[Jerome Squalor]]. He secretly praises Count Olaf for starting the fire.
 
   
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It is unknown if he and the Woman with Hair but No Beard survived the [[Hotel Denouement Fire]]; however, considering they were on the first floor and aware of the fire, it is likely that they escaped.
==TV Series Divergent Canon==
 
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==Netflix Series Divergent Canon==
 
The Man with a Beard but No Hair and the Woman with Hair but No Beard are first seen in [[The Slippery Slope: Part One]], chasing Kit Snicket around the top of [[Mount Fraught]]. After Kit jumps off, the pair runs into [[Hugo]], [[Colette]] and [[Kevin]] who they threaten with swords. It is later implied that they killed them.
 
The Man with a Beard but No Hair and the Woman with Hair but No Beard are first seen in [[The Slippery Slope: Part One]], chasing Kit Snicket around the top of [[Mount Fraught]]. After Kit jumps off, the pair runs into [[Hugo]], [[Colette]] and [[Kevin]] who they threaten with swords. It is later implied that they killed them.
   
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They later appear as Justice Strauss's fellow judges of the high court. Toward the end of The Penultimate Peril episodes, they belittle Olaf for not starting a fire, as he tells them that the smoke they can smell is coming from a barbecue. He claims this in the hopes of having them burn to get revenge for how they treated him. They are never seen again, leaving their fates unknown.
 
They later appear as Justice Strauss's fellow judges of the high court. Toward the end of The Penultimate Peril episodes, they belittle Olaf for not starting a fire, as he tells them that the smoke they can smell is coming from a barbecue. He claims this in the hopes of having them burn to get revenge for how they treated him. They are never seen again, leaving their fates unknown.
   
 
He is portrayed by [[Richard E. Grant]].
==Behind the scenes==
 
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In the Netflix series, he is portrayed by [[Richard E. Grant]].
 
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==Physical Appearance==
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{{Quote|Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do it makes you want to hide under the coffee table. An aura of menace is simply a distinct feeling of evil that accompanies the arrival of certain people, and very few individuals are evil enough to produce an aura of menace that is very strong[...] But when two visitors arrived at the highest peak of the Mortmain Mountains, their aura of menace was unmistakable.|[[Lemony Snicket]], ''[[The Slippery Slope]]''}}In the books, he is described as having an aura of menace first and foremost, scaring even [[Esmé Squalor]] and [[Count Olaf]]. He is known to have a beard and a bald head, as well as a very hoarse voice, a cold grin and horrible laugh. He and the Woman with Hair but no beard dress in fireproof suits in order to better cause arson, which are made of shiny blue fabric with two large shoulderpads.
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==Quotes==
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===''[[The Slippery Slope]]''===
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{{Quote|You look well. It's been a long time since we've laid eyes on one another.|Chapter Six}}
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{{Dialogue|speaker a = [[Esmé Squalor]]|quote a = I thought maybe [[Snow Gnats|snow gnats]] werre no longer in.|speaker b = Man with a Beard but No Hair|quote b = Don't be ridiculous, Esmé. The gnats aren't around because tey can smell the smoke.|description = Chapter Six}}
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{{Quote|We did you a favor, Olaf. We burned the whole place down.|Chapter Six}}
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{{Quote|So this is [[Sunny Baudelaire]]. Well, well, well. I've heard so much about this little orphan. She's caused almost as many problems as her parents did.|Chapter Six}}
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{{Quote|We couldn't have burned down the entire headquarters at once. Someone would have spotted us. Remember, where there's some, there's fire.|Chapter Six}}
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{{Dialogue|speaker a = Esmé Squalor|quote a = But if you burned down the headquarters room by room, didn't all the volunteers escape?|speaker b = Man with a Beard but No Hair|quote b = They were gone already. The entire headquarters were deserted. It was as if they knew we were coming. Oh well, you can't win them all.|description = Chapter Six}}
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{{Dialogue|speaker a = Man with a Beard but No Hair|quote a = But first, I have a gift for your girlfriend, Olaf.|speaker b = Esmé Squalor|quote b = For me?|speaker c = Man with a Beard but No Hair|quote c = I found these in one of the rooms of headquarters. I've never seen one before, but it has been quite some time since I was a volunteer.|speaker d = Esmé Squalor|quote d = What's that?|speaker e = Man with a Beard but No Hair|quote e = I think it's a cigarette.|speaker f = Esmé Squalor|quote f = A cigarette! How in!|speaker g = Man with a Beard but No Hair|quote g = I thought you'd enjoy them. Here, try it. I happen to have quite a few matches here.|description = Chapter Six}}
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{{Quote|Who are you signaling to, baby? If you're a spy, we're going to toss you off this mountain.|Chapter Nine}}
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{{Quote|Enough chitchat. We have a lot of scheming to do, Olaf. I have some information that might help you with your recruiting idea, and according to the Snicket file, there's one more safe place for the volunteers to gather.|Chapter Nine}}
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{{Dialogue|speaker a = Man with a Beard but No Hair|quote a = That's enough! Our recruitment scheme is about to be put into action. We can't have you arguing all day long.|speaker b = [[Count Olaf]], timidly|quote b = We wouldn't have argued all day long. After a few hours--|speaker c = Woman with Hair but No Beard|quote c = We said ''that's enough!''|description = Chapter Thirteen}}
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{{Dialogue|speaker a = [[Klaus Baudelaire]]|quote a = Eagles aren't ''mammals!'' They're ''birds''!|speaker b = Man with a Beard but No Hair|quote b = They're ''slaves''.|description = Chapter Thirteen}}
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{{quote|With these eagles at our disposal, we can finally catch up to that [[Self-Sustaining Hot Air Mobile Home|self-sustaining hot air mobile home]] and destroy those volunteers!|Chapter Thirteen}}
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{{quote|Please continue. [[Justice Strauss]] was merely being sympathetic.|Chapter Eleven}}
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{{Dialogue|speaker a = [[Woman with Hair but No Beard]]|quote a = What are you waiting for, orphans?|speaker b = Man with a Beard but No Hair|quote b = Yes. Continue your story.|description = Chapter Eleven}}
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{{Quote|Nobody peek! Anyone who peeks will be turned over to the authorities!|Chapter Twelve}}
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{{quote|The children are trying to trick you! Keep your blindfolds on!|Chapter Twelve}}
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{{Quote|They're guilty!|Chapter Twelve}}
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{{Quote|The authorities are guarding the entrance! The Baudelaires are running toward the elevatos! Capture them!|Chapter Twelve}}
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{{Dialogue|speaker a = Violet Baudelaire|quote a = Fire! Attention everyone! There's a fire in the hotel! Please leave at once!|speaker b = Man with a Beard but No Hair|quote b = Fire? Good work, Olaf!|speaker c = [[Jerome Squalor]]|quote c = What do you mean, good work?|speaker d = Man with a Beard but No Hair|quote d = I meant to say, "there's Olaf!" capture him! He needs to be brought to the authorities!|description = Chapter Thirteen}}
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== Trivia ==
 
*His identity has been speculated to be the [[Gifford|chaperone]] (Gifford) who tried to kidnap Lemony at the start of [[All the Wrong Questions|ATWQ]].
 
*Another is that he might be [[Stew Mitchum]] or a [[Hangfire]] who may have survived being swallowed by the [[Bombinating Beast]].
 
   
 
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But we know how to solve problems, don't we? Fire can solve any problem in the world.
 
— The Man with a Beard but No Hair, The Slippery Slope

The Man With a Beard But No Hair is a mysterious antagonist. He is so villainous that even Count Olaf fears him, and his name apparently brings such terror that it is never mentioned. He is known to have an associate that is referred to as the Woman with Hair but No Beard.

Biography

Early Life 

I've never seen one before, but it has been quite some time since I was a volunteer.
 
— The Man with a Beard but No Hair, The Slippery Slope

The Man seems to have been in V.F.D. for a time predating The Schism; following it, he and the Woman with Hair but No Beard were planted firmly on the side of the Fire-starters.[2]

The Sinister Duo also had a regular occupation as high court judges. They used their position as judges to gain information on the Baudelaire case from the third judge, Justice Strauss. They also gained knowledge of the V.F.D. trial to take place at the Hotel Denouement, and thus arranged to rig it.[1]

He and the Woman with Hair but No Beard also managed to enslave the V.F.D. Eagles, threatening them with the punishment of a brutal whipping if they did not follow orders.

They somehow discovered the Self-Sustaining Hot Air Mobile Home, and oped to catch up to and destroy it. Upon their decision to burn the V.F.D. Headquarters in the Mortmain Mountains, they also plan to capture the Snow Scouts during their celebration of False Spring.

The two of them somehow manage to acquire the Snicket File, with the exception of the thirteenth page.[2]

Dewey Denouement claims that he and Kit Snicket, at some point, searched his childhood home.[1]

The Slippery Slope

Once you tell us where the sugar bowl is, you can leave, volunteers, and take your baby friend with you. But wouldn't you rather join us?
 
— The Man with a Beard but No Hair, The Slippery Slope

The Man and Woman arrive at the V.F.D. headquarters and slowly burn it down, room by room in order to keep the smoke to a minimum so they would not be spotted. Every morning of the arson, the two of them would celebrate with a bottle of wine and finger puppets. They do did attempt to search the headquarters for the Sugar Bowl, but are unable to find it.

The Man and Woman, dragging a toboggan along with them, then arrive at Count Olaf's campsite, frightening him and his troupe. The Man is noted to kiss Esmé Squalor's hand, which makes her tremble. They notice Sunny Baudelaire, and the man inspects her, saying that she has caused almost as many problems as her parents. They tell the troupe about their arson of the headquarters, and mention they are headed next to Caligari Carnival to burn an important piece of evidence hidden in a figurine, and then congratulate Olaf when he tells them that he'd already burnt the area. They present them with two gifts- the Snicket File, which they plan to read and burn together, and then the Man presents Esmé with what he believes to be a cigarette, knowing that she likes things that are In, unknowingly providing Sunny with a Verdant Flammable Device.

Sunny uses the device to light a fire with suspicious smoke in order to attract attention. When the Man, Woman, Olaf and Esmé see, they grow angry, and the Man extinguishes the device with a handful of snow, before threatening to throw Sunny off the mountain. The Man then tells Olaf that they have more scheming to do, in order to help recruit more young people, and destroy the last safe place, the Hotel Denouement.

Much later, while Violet Baudelaire and Quigley Quagmire are hiding under Olaf's car, the Man and Woman inform him that they need help to spread the net on the ground for their recruitment scheme. Esmé asks the Man for more cigarettes, and he informs her that he'd only found one before they leave.

The next day, Violet, Quigley and Klaus Baudelaire return, masked, with Esmé Squalor, who they'd planned and failed to capture. They announce they are volunteers who want to trade information for Sunny Baudelaire, and upon hearing they are volunteers, he and the Woman give the children a "confused frown," as if unsure whether they should be scared or scornful.

Olaf and Esmé argue over whether or not to trade Sunny for information on the Sugar Bowl, until the Man grows tired and orders them to stop, and the Woman orders that Sunny be brought over. The Sinister Man then summons his eagles, bragging about their plan to capture the Snow Scouts, and then offering to let the volunteers join them after they tell them where the Sugar Bowl is.

The Snow Scouts soon arrive and fall into the trap, and the Man orders the eagles to lift him and the Woman into the air, before the eagles scoop up the children in a net. The Man gloats that they will be able to catch up to the Self-Sustaining Hot Air Mobile Home, and then he and the Woman are carried away by eagles.

The Penultimate Peril

Woman with Hair but No Beard: The Baudelaires have taken off their blindfolds!
Man with a Beard but No Hair: Yes! They're guilty of contempt of court!
Violet Baudelaire: We certainly are. This court is worthless and dishonorable!
The Penultimate Peril

The Man with a Beard but No Hair and the Woman with Hair but no Beard infiltrate the trial at the Hotel Denouement. However, during the Baudelaires' testimony, the children recognize their voices and refuse to play along, removing their blindfolds. The judges announce that the Baudelaires are guilty of contempt of court, while the children beg the audience to peek in order to see the villainous judges, as well as Count Olaf kidnapping Justice Strauss. The crowd bursts into argument, while the Man attempts to pronounce the children guilty as they escape.

As chaos descends, the children and Olaf set a fire in the hotel's laundry room. When they arrive on the first floor and the children attempt to warn everyone, the Man congratulates Olaf. Upon being overheard by Jerome Squalor, he claims that he wants to capture Olaf and pushes Jerome towards his direction. Upset at this betrayal, Olaf claims that he always knew the two of them would fail him someday.

It is unknown if he and the Woman with Hair but No Beard survived the Hotel Denouement Fire; however, considering they were on the first floor and aware of the fire, it is likely that they escaped.

Netflix Series Divergent Canon

The Man with a Beard but No Hair and the Woman with Hair but No Beard are first seen in The Slippery Slope: Part One, chasing Kit Snicket around the top of Mount Fraught. After Kit jumps off, the pair runs into Hugo, Colette and Kevin who they threaten with swords. It is later implied that they killed them.

Man

The Man and Woman watching the city burn.

When they visit Olaf, it is revealed they raised him as mentors. They don't congratulate him on his destroying of Caligari Carnival and reveal that it was them who burnt down the VFD headquarters while also being quite disappointed in his failures to capture the Baudelaires. Because of this, Olaf attempts to kill Sunny Baudelaire in order to gain their respect, but fails. They actually take a shine to Esmé Squalor, much to Olaf's envy. Later, the Man and Woman are seen watching various fires throughout the City burn.

Although they do not physically appear again until The Penultimate Peril, they arrange the boat that Olaf and his remaining team use to pursue the Baudelaires through the sea. They specifically had the boat arranged for Esmé rather than Olaf, angering him further.

Two Judges

The Man and Woman as judges.

They later appear as Justice Strauss's fellow judges of the high court. Toward the end of The Penultimate Peril episodes, they belittle Olaf for not starting a fire, as he tells them that the smoke they can smell is coming from a barbecue. He claims this in the hopes of having them burn to get revenge for how they treated him. They are never seen again, leaving their fates unknown.

He is portrayed by Richard E. Grant.

Physical Appearance

Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do it makes you want to hide under the coffee table. An aura of menace is simply a distinct feeling of evil that accompanies the arrival of certain people, and very few individuals are evil enough to produce an aura of menace that is very strong[...] But when two visitors arrived at the highest peak of the Mortmain Mountains, their aura of menace was unmistakable.
 

In the books, he is described as having an aura of menace first and foremost, scaring even Esmé Squalor and Count Olaf. He is known to have a beard and a bald head, as well as a very hoarse voice, a cold grin and horrible laugh. He and the Woman with Hair but no beard dress in fireproof suits in order to better cause arson, which are made of shiny blue fabric with two large shoulderpads.

Quotes

The Slippery Slope

You look well. It's been a long time since we've laid eyes on one another.
 
— Chapter Six
Esmé Squalor: I thought maybe snow gnats werre no longer in.
Man with a Beard but No Hair: Don't be ridiculous, Esmé. The gnats aren't around because tey can smell the smoke.
—Chapter Six
We did you a favor, Olaf. We burned the whole place down.
 
— Chapter Six
So this is Sunny Baudelaire. Well, well, well. I've heard so much about this little orphan. She's caused almost as many problems as her parents did.
 
— Chapter Six
We couldn't have burned down the entire headquarters at once. Someone would have spotted us. Remember, where there's some, there's fire.
 
— Chapter Six
Esmé Squalor: But if you burned down the headquarters room by room, didn't all the volunteers escape?
Man with a Beard but No Hair: They were gone already. The entire headquarters were deserted. It was as if they knew we were coming. Oh well, you can't win them all.
—Chapter Six
Man with a Beard but No Hair: But first, I have a gift for your girlfriend, Olaf.
Esmé Squalor: For me?
Man with a Beard but No Hair: I found these in one of the rooms of headquarters. I've never seen one before, but it has been quite some time since I was a volunteer.
Esmé Squalor: What's that?
Man with a Beard but No Hair: I think it's a cigarette.
Esmé Squalor: A cigarette! How in!
Man with a Beard but No Hair: I thought you'd enjoy them. Here, try it. I happen to have quite a few matches here.
—Chapter Six
Who are you signaling to, baby? If you're a spy, we're going to toss you off this mountain.
 
— Chapter Nine
Enough chitchat. We have a lot of scheming to do, Olaf. I have some information that might help you with your recruiting idea, and according to the Snicket file, there's one more safe place for the volunteers to gather.
 
— Chapter Nine
Man with a Beard but No Hair: That's enough! Our recruitment scheme is about to be put into action. We can't have you arguing all day long.
Count Olaf, timidly: We wouldn't have argued all day long. After a few hours--
Woman with Hair but No Beard: We said that's enough!'
—Chapter Thirteen
Klaus Baudelaire: Eagles aren't mammals! They're birds!
Man with a Beard but No Hair: They're slaves.
—Chapter Thirteen
With these eagles at our disposal, we can finally catch up to that self-sustaining hot air mobile home and destroy those volunteers!
 
— Chapter Thirteen


The Penultimate Peril

Please continue. Justice Strauss was merely being sympathetic.
 
— Chapter Eleven
Woman with Hair but No Beard: What are you waiting for, orphans?
Man with a Beard but No Hair: Yes. Continue your story.
—Chapter Eleven
Nobody peek! Anyone who peeks will be turned over to the authorities!
 
— Chapter Twelve
The children are trying to trick you! Keep your blindfolds on!
 
— Chapter Twelve
They're guilty!
 
— Chapter Twelve
The authorities are guarding the entrance! The Baudelaires are running toward the elevatos! Capture them!
 
— Chapter Twelve
Violet Baudelaire: Fire! Attention everyone! There's a fire in the hotel! Please leave at once!
Man with a Beard but No Hair: Fire? Good work, Olaf!
Jerome Squalor: What do you mean, good work?
Man with a Beard but No Hair: I meant to say, "there's Olaf!" capture him! He needs to be brought to the authorities!
—Chapter Thirteen


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