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Don't rock the boat. Come here and drink your cordial.
— Miranda Caliban, The End

Miranda Caliban is the mother of Friday Caliban. She is a resident of the Island.


Early Life

Mrs. Caliban is not the sort to keep secrets. That's why she lives on the island. It's a safe place, far from the treachery of the world.

At some point, Miranda and her husband, Thursday, lived on The Island. As Thursday informed Kit Snicket of the schism it suffered, this implies that he and Miranda arrived when the Baudelaire Parents were still in charge.

While Miranda was pregnant, Thursday left the Island, presumably due to a distaste for Ishmael's rules. Miranda gave birth to Friday, and Ishmael suggested that Miranda lie about the schism that separated Friday's parents in order to keep the young girl from being troubled. Miranda followed his suggestion and told her that Thursday died during a storm when he was devoured by a manatee.

While on the island, Miranda did most of the cooking for the colony. They mainly ate seafood; for breakfast, seaweed salad, for lunch, ceviche, and for dinner, mild onion soup with a handful of wild grass. They did not have spices, as none washed up, and if they did, Ishmael believed that they would upset the stomachs of the colonists who were used to spiceless ceviche. The only drink on the island was fermented coconut cordial, which, unbeknownst to anyone but Ishmael, created an opiate, which drugged the colonists into being more susceptive to Ishmael's suggestions.

Every year on Decision Day, the colonists would wait to see if anyone wished to leave the island; this was the only day it was possible, as the coastal shelf flooded. If nobody did, they would set the outrigger, which they spent a year building, on fire, and watch it push out to sea.

She did seems to be very loyal to Ishmael, as she follows his suggestions, and does not let Friday learn how to read in case she may "upset herself." However, though Ishmael felt it was not the customary way to swim, Miranda learned the backstroke secretly from Erewhon, and in return, Miranda gave her a picnic basket. Despite this, Finn says that Miranda is not the type to keep secrets.[1]

The End

Ishmael's right. You've been nothing but treacherous, Olaf, and the Baudelaires have been nothing but good!
— Miranda Caliban, The End

Preparing food with Sunny Baudelaire.

Miranda welcomes the Baudelaires, and Sunny Baudelaire joins her in cooking. While Sunny is allowed to do something in her area of expertise, she is bored by how easy the meals are to prepare. Miranda and Caliban tend to spend most of their days sipping coconut cordial and staring at the sea.

When Count Olaf arrives on the Coastal Shelf, claiming to be Kit Snicket, Miranda quickly says that he's clearly not her. The islanders fetch Ishmael, and put him in a cage. When Miranda says that Olaf has been nothing but treacherous and the Baudelaires nothing but good, he reveals that they have kept items secret. When the Baudelaires refuse to abandon Kit, Ishmael suggests they be left behind on the coastal shelf to drown when Decision Day comes. Friday looks as though she might cry and tries to say something, but Miranda puts a firm arm around her and drags her away.

The next morning, the island suffers a schism, as several islanders revolt from Ishmael's teachings. When Ishmael and the Baudelaires arrive on the scene, Miranda and Friday are standing back-to-back as if they would never speak to each other again. Miranda is aghast when Friday reveals that Professor Fletcher taught her how to read.

Count Olaf arrives and tries to explain a story; he mentions an associate with a weekday for a name, and when Miranda guesses it's Thursday, he claims it was Monday. Ishmael shoots Olaf with a harpoon gun, releasing the Medusoid Mycelium, which infects all the islanders. Though the Baudelaires beg the colonists to follow them to the far side of the island, Ishmael simply suggests they drink their cordial.

Drugged into compliance by the cordial, the islanders follow Ishmael onto the outrigger, which he claims will take them to Lousy Lane for a cure. Klaus Baudelaire tries to bring a hybrid apple to Friday, which will cure her; Friday, less affected by the cordial, claims she doesn't want to lose any more of her family after her father. When Klaus attempts to tell her that her father is alive, Miranda gives him a terrible look and pulls her daughter away, condemning them to death. She tells Friday not to rock the boat and to drink more cordial.

Probable Death

It is unknown if she met her fate by being poisoned by the Medusoid Mycelium. However, it is noted that the Incredibly Deadly Viper followed the boat with an apple, and as the Baudelaires did not know this, it is possible some islanders survived to report this to Lemony Snicket. Friday knew the snake to be friendly, and thus may have taken the apple from it; however, it is unknown if she would have been able to convince Miranda or the drugged islanders to eat it.

Netflix Series Divergent Canon

Miranda and Friday Caliban.

Instead of lying about her backstory, Miranda shares to the Baudelaires that she was in a shipwreck after her boat crashed onto an iceberg; pregnant with Friday, she washed up on the island. Due to the coconut cordial's effects, she does not remember much of her life before then, as it all feels hazy.

Instead of being the island's cook, that responsibility seems to belong to Alonso. Miranda and Friday seem to be much closer, and Miranda is rarely seen far apart from her daughter, who is usually hugging her.

Miranda has much less of a role; she only welcomes the Baudelaires, drinks cordial with the islanders, and is in the crowd when the Baudelaires arrive with news about the opiate and Count Olaf and Kit Snicket appear.

After Count Olaf releases the Medusoid Mycelium, Friday is seen to her mother, and Miranda rushes to the outrigger to follow Ishmael to Lousy Lane. She may have survived, as the Incredibly Deadly Viper is seen delivering an apple to the boat. 

She is portrayed by Angela Moore.


The End

You must be the Baudelaires, and you must be starving, too. I'm Mrs. Caliban, Friday's mother, and I do most of the cooking around here. Why don't you have some lunch?
— Chapter Four
I hope you like it. There's not much else you can cook with raw seafood.
— Chapter Four
Klaus Baudelaire: Do you eat ceviche for every meal?
Miranda Caliban: Certainly not. That would get tiresome, wouldn't it? No, we only have ceviche for lunch. Every morning we have seaweed salad for breakfast, and for dinner we have a mild onion soup served with a handful of wild grass. You might get tired of such bland food, but it tastes better if you wash it down with coconut cordial.
—Chapter Four
To the Baudelaires! Welcome to the island!
— Chapter Four
Count Olaf: My name is Kit Snicket, and I've been looking everywhere for these children.
Miranda Caliban: You're not Kit Snicket!
—Chapter Six
Weyden: I arrived on a raft of books myself.
Professor Fletcher: But you abandoned them.
Larsen: She did nothing of the sort! You helped her hide them, so you could force those children to read!
Friday Caliban: We wanted to learn to read!
Miranda Caliban: You're reading?
Madame Nordoff: You shouldn't be reading!
—Chapter Eleven
Don't rock the boat. Come here and drink your cordial.
— Chapter Thirteen

TV Series

You must be exhausted from the storm. We'll get you some fresh clothes.
— "The End"
Oh, I took a cruise when I was pregnant with Friday. The ship hit an iceberg and I washed up here.
— "The End"
I barely remember my old life. I-it's fuzzy, like a dream.
— "The End"


  • Miranda's name is a reference to The Tempest by William Shakespeare.
    • The play concerns a group of people shipwrecked on an island, much like Miranda and her daughter. Miranda is the daughter of the island's ruler, Prospero, an exiled duke. Caliban is the slave of the two humans, and serves as the primary antagonist.
    • Alonso, Ariel and Ferdinand also derive their names from the play. Alonso also mentions a man named Gonzalo in his past, and Count Olaf also uses Stephano as a name for a disguise.
  • It is unknown whether Caliban is Miranda's married name or her maiden name, but either way she is in some way related to Olivia Caliban, whether by blood or through her husband.
    • It is theorized that Olivia and Miranda are sisters, and are the M and O on the Snicket Clan family tree.
    • In this theory, it's possible they have a third sibling, marked only as N. This order would be MNO, as in Miranda, N, and Olivia, making Miranda the oldest of three children.
    • This theory is unconfirmed, and is likely noncanon in the Netflix series, in which Olivia and Jacques Snicket, who would be her cousin, share a romantic relationship. However, the Netflix and book canons diverge quite often, so this could not be considered confirmation.
  • There is a theory that Mrs. Widdershins and Miranda Caliban are the same, meaning Fiona and Fernald are Friday's siblings or half-siblings (depending if Thursday is Captain Widdershins or someone else.)
    • Fernald, Fiona and Friday are all names beginning with F, which could support this theory.
    • Another fact supporting this theory is that most siblings in the series come in groups of three, and even on the rare occasions that only two siblings are known of, the existence of a third sibling is usually hinted at (such as the White-Faced Women). The only known siblings in groups of two (aside from Fiona and Fernald) are from All the Wrong Questions: Pip and Squeak Bellerophon, Kellar and Lizzie Haines, Zada and Zora, and Tatiana and Treacle Cozy.
    • Something against this theory could be that Kit Snicket believes Friday's father and Miranda's husband, Thursday, is alive and well, and mentions dining with him the day before meeting the Baudelaires. The day before meeting the Baudelaires, Captain Widdershins was with them on his submarine, and by the time Kit was discussing Thursday, Kit believed the Captain to be either deceased or in mortal peril due to the crash of the Queequeg and arrival of the Great Unknown.


Miranda Caliban
Friday Caliban




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