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Lemony Snicket: Two people named Williams.
Moxie Mallahan: Yes, a married couple. You've met them, Snicket. They work over at the distillery.
Lemony Snicket: I wonder if they found it difficult to compete against each other.
Moxie Mallahan: I wouldn't think so. They competed in the contest for years, when Mrs. Williams was still Miss Herman.
File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents, "Twelve or Thirteen"

Mr. Williams is a minor character mentioned in File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents, in the eighth incident, "Twelve or Thirteen."


He competed in the Ethan Frome Sled Race for several years. He eventually married one of his competitors, Miss Herman. He was the third sledder in the race where the portrait of Gary Dorian was stolen.

He and his wife continued to live in Stain'd-by-the-Sea after the economic collapse, working at the distillery. 

At some point, she met a young Lemony Snicket.[1]