Muriel Distinguished is a woman who lives in Stain'd-by-the-Sea. She appears in File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents, in the fifth incident, "Bad Gang." 


File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents

Bad Gang

On a Saturday, Muriel Distiguished calls the police after finding her store, Swords, vandalized. A window was smashed with a brick, and a sword on display was stolen. The Big Bad Brick Gang left a note claiming responsibility for the crime, saying that nobody will ever figure out what makes them choose a place to strike, and that the police can call them the BBBG for short if they want. Lemony Snicket asks Muriel if there are other stores with rhyming names- as the previous vandalized store was called Boards- and she eresponds that down the street was Cords, across the square was Gourds- where she bought all her decorative squahes- and that there used to be a Scandinavian travel place called Fjords that went out of bussines last winter.


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