|“||When you're laughing, you're taking in oxygen, or whatever. And that oxygen goes... umm...||”|
— Her trying to explain how singing helps fight disease to the Baudelaires
The Perky Volunteer is a member of the Volunteers Fighting Disease.
The Hostile Hospital
She is often quite cheerful, but isn’t very clever. She could be classed as psychopathic because when Klaus and Sunny (dressed as Dr. Faustus) try to stall from having to cut off Violet’s head, she yells “Cut off her head!”
The Penultimate Peril
The Perky Volunteer later goes to Hotel Denouement in "The Penultimate Peril" and attends the trial of the Baudelaires and Count Olaf. At the start of the trial, the Perky Volunteer claimed that she heard that the Baudelaires cut off Count Olaf's head prior to Count Olaf being brought into the trial. She later claims that they are guilty. When the Hotel Denouement Fire begins, she is last seen on the first floor.
- She is portrayed by Lauren McGibbon.