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Poison for Breakfast is an upcoming book by Lemony Snicket, to be published. 


Is Lemony Snicket toast? 

Unfortunately, this book opens with some very bad news: Lemony Snicket has been poisoned. He'll have to work quickly to get to the bottom of a sinister plot, or this adventure may be his last. 

But this is Lemony Snicket, so be prepared for an investigation like no other - one that will take readers on a bewitching journey through breakfast ingredients and philosophy, existential questions and observations about writing, death and the preperation of a good egg. Hopefully this witty, inspiring tour-de-force won't prove fatal.[1]


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  • This book was originally reported on Amazon to be released on October 1st 2019, but that was proven false after it didn't release on the date.


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