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The following is a list of quotes by Quigley Quagmire.

Books[]

The Slippery Slope[]

We have some spare masks over there. They'll keep the snow gnats away when you go back outside. Help yourself.
 
— Chapter Four
I know that having a good vocabulary doesn't guarantee that I'm a good person, but it does mean I've read a great deal. And in my experience, well-read people are less likely to be evil.
 
— Chapter Five
I know we were all hoping to find people at the headquarters, but I don't think anyone is here. I think we're all by ourselves.
 
— Chapter Seven
I think the survivor is here. I'm Quigley Quagmire. I survived the fire that destroyed my home, and I was hoping to find my brother and sister.
 
— Chapter Seven
Something happened. Something that changed everything. Jacques Snicket called is a 'schism,' but I don't know what that word means.
 
— Chapter Eight
Klaus Baudelaire: Do you want to join the search?
Quigley Quagmire: I think I'll stay here. I've heard quite a bit about Violet Baudelaire's marvelous inventions, and I'd like to see her at work.
—Chapter Nine
It's hard to believe that we've always been surrounded by people carrying out secret errands, and never known it.
 
— Chapter Ten
Violet Baudelaire: Maybe they didn't want us to find out about such a dangerous place, although if you have to hide a headquarters, it's a beautiful place to do it. Aside from the remains of the fire, this is a very lovely view.
Quigley Quagmire, looking at Violet Baudelaire: Very lovely indeed.
—Chapter Ten
I see what you mean. If the VFD motto is 'The world is quiet here,' we ought to be doing something less noisy and violent than trapping someone, no matter how wicked they are.
 
— Chapter Twelve

Netflix Series[]

The Miserable Mill: Part One[]

Mrs. Quagmire: Children? Children! Duncan, Quigley, Isadora?
Isadora Quagmire: Mother?
Duncan Quagmire: Father!
Mr. Quagmire: Get over here, you three!
Isadora Quagmire: How was your work trip?
Mrs. Quagmire: Oh, we're just happy to be home.
Quigley Quagmire: How did you hurt your leg?
Mr. Quagmire: Breaking out of prison in Peru.
The Miserable Mill: Part One

The Miserable Mill: Part Two[]

What kind of school teaches eavesdropping?
 

The Slippery Slope: Part One[]

Violet Baudelaire: And why would we want masks?
Brucie: If you're outside, they keep the snow gnats away.
Quigley Quagmire: And when you're inside, they make a Very Furtive Disguise.
The Slippery Slope: Part One
Klaus Baudelaire: Jacques Snicket said there was a survivor of the fire!
Quigley Quagmire: There is.
Klaus Baudelaire: Where?
Quigley Quagmire: Here. I survived the fire that destroyed my home.
Violet Baudelaire: Duncan?
Quigley Quagmire: Quigley. Quigley Quagmire
The Slippery Slope: Part One

The Slippery Slope: Part Two[]

You saved my siblings, Baudelaires. Let me help you save yours.
 
Violet Baudelaire: We'll use these to pull ourselves up and test for thin ice so we don't fall.
Quigley Quagmire: Not falling is an excellent plan.
Violet Baudelaire: Are you ready?
Quigley Quagmire: If we wait until we're ready...
Violet Baudelaire: We'll be waiting for the rest of our lives.
The Slippery Slope: Part Two
Violet Baudelaire: You know, if you have to hide a headquarters, it’s a beautiful place to do it. It’s a lovely view.
Quigley Quagmire: Very lovely indeed.
The Slippery Slope: Part Two
Quigley Quagmire: Count Olaf has someone you love. Now we have someone he loves. We could arrange a trade.
Klaus Baudelaire: An exchange of hostages?
Quigley Quagmire: Olaf captures people to get what he wants.
Klaus Baudelaire: You really want to do the same thing as him?
Quigley Quagmire: Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire!
Violet Baudelaire: If everyone fought fire with fire, the whole world would go up in smoke.
The Slippery Slope: Part Two
Esmé Squalor: Didn't you float off in a bunch of balloons?
Quigley Quagmire: I'm Quigley Quagmire. I survived the fire.
Esmé Squalor: Sheesh. Some days you just can't catch a break.
The Slippery Slope: Part Two

The Grim Grotto: Part One[]

Are you going to help me find my friends or not?
 
Sugar Bowl safe. Baudelaires in danger.
 
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