S. Theodora Markson's Sister

S. Theodora Markson's Sister
Physical Description
Gender	Female
Relationships
Family Members	S. Theodora Markson (sister)
Affiliation
Interest	Teacups
Profession	Teacup Collector Gardening
Behind the Scenes
Appearances	File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents (mentioned)

“	I was unchaperoned because S. Theodora Markson decided to leave one Thursday morning to visit her sister, who lived in a charming cottage out in the country with a beautiful garden and a darling teacup collection and no little boy underfoot to muck up everything and ruin their fun. That was me.	”
	— Lemony Snicket, File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents

S. Theodora Markson's Sister is an unnamed character who is mentioned in File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents, in the fifth incident, "Bad Gang."

Biography

Little is known about Theodora's sister; it is stated that she lives in a cottage in the country, with a garden and teacup collection, and no small children. 

S. Theodora visits her for the weekend while she's supposed to be chaperoning Lemony Snicket, and promises him a teacup if he behaves. Lemony seems to believe this implies Theodora will steal a teacup. When she returns, she does indeed give him a teacup that he remarks has an ugly pattern.

Family

Unknown

S. Theodora Markson

Sister

Appearances

Books
A Series of Unfortunate Events (Books)
1. The Bad Beginning (1999):	Absent	7. The Vile Village (2001):	Absent
2. The Reptile Room (1999):	Absent	8. The Hostile Hospital (2001):	Absent
3. The Wide Window (2000):	Absent	9. The Carnivorous Carnival (2002):	Absent
4. The Miserable Mill (2000):	Absent	10. The Slippery Slope (2003):	Absent
5. The Austere Academy (2000):	Absent	11. The Grim Grotto (2004):	Absent
6. The Ersatz Elevator (2001):	Absent	12. The Penultimate Peril (2005):	Absent
13. The End (2006):		Absent
All the Wrong Questions
Who Could That Be at This Hour? (2012):	Absent	Shouldn't You Be in School? (2014):	Absent
When Did You See Her Last? (2013):	Absent	Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights? (2015):	Absent
File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents (2014):		Mentioned
Snicketverse
Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography (2002):		Absent
The Dismal Dinner (2004):		Absent
The Beatrice Letters (2006):		Absent
29 Myths on the Swinster Pharmacy (2014):		Absent
The Hero of the Story (2017):		Absent
Poison for Breakfast (2021):		Absent
Other Snicket Books
The Baby in the Manger (2002):		Absent
The Latke Who Couldn't Stop Screaming (2007):		Absent
The Lump of Coal (2008):		Absent
The Composer Is Dead (2009):		Absent
13 Words (2010):		Absent
The Dark (2013):		Absent
Goldfish Ghost (2017):		Absent