The Police Station takes up half of what used to be City Hall. The outside of the building is crumbling and cracked.
The police station is a long, narrow room, about the size of a bus, which smells like the Officers Mitchum. Most of the room is crowded with desk, chairs, cabinets, tables and endless piles of boring-looking paper. At the back of the room is the only jail cell, with thick metal bars and a small cot to hold prisoners until they can be transported to the city for trial. The cell is damp and cramped.
Due to the economy crash, it is quite underfunded, and seems to have some odd eccentricities. For example, the lineup signs are numbered "1", "B" and "☆".
- Harvey Mitchum - Officer
- Mimi Mitchum - Officer
- Officers Durham - Officers, former
- Stew Mitchum - Police Siren (retired)
- Chase B. Willow - convicted of theft, later discovered innocent
- Dr. Flammarion - convicted of assisting in the kidnapping of Cleo Knight
- Nurse Dander - convicted of assisting in the kidnapping of Cleo Knight
- Ellington Feint - convicted of fraud, suspicious activity, and destruction of the library; most counts false
- Dashiell Qwerty - arrested for arson, falsely accused