| “ | It was over the phone, but it sounded like one of them had hair and no beard and the other had a beard and no hair. Real aura of menace. They prepaid. | ” |
History[]
The Grim Grotto: Part One[]
She was employed at the Submarine Rental service at the time Count Olaf (disguised as Dad) tried to deceive her into renting him a submarine with his Normal Happy Family. She then asks if Esmé Squalor is actually Esmé because the Man with a Beard but No Hair and the Woman with Hair but No Beard already have a submarine arranged for her.
She is portrayed by Flossie McKnight.
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