Teaman

Teaman
Physical Description
Gender	Male
Affiliation
Interest	Teamaking (possibly)
Profession	Teaman
Behind the Scenes
Appearances	The Hero of the Story

Teaman: You seem a little young to be babysitting.

Lemony Snicket: I'm not young, and I'm not babysitting. I need help finding this woman.

The Teaman is a minor character who appears in The Hero of the Story.

Biography

Lemony Snicket: Excuse me. Have you seen a woman with a baby carriage?

Teaman: No one's around. I'm closing up.

During a day of working the teashop, the teaman is approached by a young Lemony Snicket, asking if he'd seen a woman with a baby carriage, who'd given the thirteen-year-old her baby to watch. The teaman does not seem to be listening and dismisses him, putting the cups on a rack to dry. As he closes the door to the shop, he remarks that Snicket seems a little young to be babysitting, and after Snicket remarks that he's not and needs to find the woman, the teaman shrugs and tells him to go ahead and call the police. Frustrated, Snicket points out that he is not helping.

Later in the day, the police arrive at the man's home to ask him about Snicket, who is suspected of kidnapping the Emperor of Cramiton. He informs them that no woman came by the shop, and that Snicket was holding a baby but not its babysitter.

Appearances

Books
A Series of Unfortunate Events (Books)
1. The Bad Beginning (1999):	Absent	7. The Vile Village (2001):	Absent
2. The Reptile Room (1999):	Absent	8. The Hostile Hospital (2001):	Absent
3. The Wide Window (2000):	Absent	9. The Carnivorous Carnival (2002):	Absent
4. The Miserable Mill (2000):	Absent	10. The Slippery Slope (2003):	Absent
5. The Austere Academy (2000):	Absent	11. The Grim Grotto (2004):	Absent
6. The Ersatz Elevator (2001):	Absent	12. The Penultimate Peril (2005):	Absent
13. The End (2006):		Absent
All the Wrong Questions
Who Could That Be at This Hour? (2012):	Absent	Shouldn't You Be in School? (2014):	Absent
When Did You See Her Last? (2013):	Absent	Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights? (2015):	Absent
File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents (2014):		Absent
Snicketverse
Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography (2002):		Absent
The Dismal Dinner (2004):		Absent
The Beatrice Letters (2006):		Absent
29 Myths on the Swinster Pharmacy (2014):		Absent
The Hero of the Story (2017):		Debut
Poison for Breakfast (2021):		Absent
Other Snicket Books
The Baby in the Manger (2002):		Absent
The Latke Who Couldn't Stop Screaming (2007):		Absent
The Lump of Coal (2008):		Absent
The Composer Is Dead (2009):		Absent
13 Words (2010):		Absent
The Dark (2013):		Absent
Goldfish Ghost (2017):		Absent