|“||As I was saying, we're taking a family vacation to the bottom of the sea to hunt orphans, which is a normal activity that many families do.||”|
Count Olaf uses this diguise when attempting to hire a submarine with Esmé Squalor, Carmelita Spats and Fernald, pretending to be a Normal Happy Family looking for a vacation hunting orphans. The Submarine Rental Worker doesn't seem to buy it, but still gives them a submarine, as the Man with a Beard but No Hair and the Woman with Hair but No Beard have already rented one for Esmé.
|“||In the third season, Olaf disguises himself as a tourist Dad on a family Vacation with high-waisted pants and a fanny pack and glasses and a comb-over. The voice is reminiscent of Eugene Levy with a little Barry Sonnenfeld sprinkled in.||”|
He wears a Hawaiian shirt with his hair combed flat to his forehead and glasses. He has a camera around his neck, with brown shorts and socks pulled up to his knees. He speaks with a voice in between the way Stephano and Detective Dupin speak.