As a miserable new year starts, news of the most dreadful kind has reached the Punctilio's researchers, the sort which rings several alarms. "A Series of Unfortunate Events" will be released. This ends a long wait, despite the rampant foolishness of watching such endless misery. Netflix is releasing it on Friday the 13th, and it will start off with 8 episodes. The Punctilio team recommends taking a long walk or listening to ringing church bells instead of watching such potent misery.
~Rocket Engineer, substitute editor of The Daily Punctilio