V.F.D.'s Noble Volunteers (4)
________________________________________________________________________________________________ The Volunteer Fire Department ________________________________________________________________________________________________ Dear Duchess,
At last! I finally managed to communicate with my brother and sister! K., who you were close with, was staying with my brother J., and he wrote a letter to me. He says that it is as if one of us is on the ground, and the other one is in the Self-Sustaining Hot Air Mobile Home H. is always talking about building. I truly agree with him on that.
I wish that times weren't dangerous nowadays. O. is probably the cause of all this. Each day his treachery covers the land, and some volunteers just sit and twiddle…
V.F.D.'s Noble Volunteers
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The Volunteer Fire Department
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Dear R. Winnepeg,
- I am really, really sorry about your loss. Your mother the Duchess was a very noble and powerful woman. Not only does your mother die, which is enough loss to begin with, but then you have to stop your classes and become the new Duchess. That means J. will be transferred to the Financial times, and G., that foolish girl, will be the new reporter, and I will become the Dramatic Critic. The times will be difficult for us in the monthes ahead.
The world is quiet here.
V.F.D.'s Noble Members
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The Volunteer Fire Department
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Dear R. Winnepeg,
- You remember that boy I talked about? Well, today I caught him sneaking behind the bleachers to smoke. Meanwhile, in business letter writing class, I couldn't concentrate on what I was writing to the owner of the lucky smells lumbermill, whose name I couldn't pronounce, because I was busy listening to the Theatrics Class, where that boy Olaf and the girl whose name started with a B attended. I wonder what Olaf ment when he said, "You and I are going to have a long history to…
V.F.D's noble volunteers
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Dear R. Winnepeg,
- Today, I met a boy named Olaf at Prufrock preparatory school. He had very bad hygiene and there were spots on his hair - was that lice? "Hello, Hello, Hello. You must be"- He looks at writing on his hand-"Le-MOH-nee Sni-KEET? Is that how it is pronounced?" I said, "My name is pronounced Lemony Snicket, thank you." He said, "Well, it seems like you and I will have a long history together," in a snarly voice, as a crow landed on his shoulder. He turned away on his heal and went to this girl with a B on here pin. I now wish S. Theadora Mar…