"Welcome To The House Of Freaks" was a song performed by Count Olaf at Caligari Carnival.[1] It was performed by Neil Patrick Harris.
Lyrics[]
- Welcome, welcome, welcome
- To the House of Freaks
- Prepare to see some people
- with some very odd physiques
- Sit back, my friends
- Relax, my friends
- The show is quite informal
- 'Cause when you see these folks
- You will be grateful that you're normal
- Welcome, welcome, welcome
- To the House of Freaks
- Let's bring out the strangest folks
- you've seen in weeks
- The first one is a man I think you're going to love a bunch
- He may have normal shoulders but this poor guy has a hunch
- (Hugo's segment)
- Welcome, welcome, welcome
- To the House of Freaks
- You'll never find such weirdos in the oddest of boutiques
- You've seen one freak so far so let's dish up another portion
- A girl whose body does a freaky thing we call contortion
- (Colette's segment)
- Welcome, welcome, welcome
- To the House of Freaks
- Are you feeling scared?
- Well, be prepared for tears and shrieks
- Something shocking's coming up
- And yes, I'm being candid
- Our next freak is someone
- Who is neither right or left handed
- (Kevin's segment)
- Welcome, welcome, welcome
- To the House of Freaks
- Open up your pupils wide
- And get your freaky peeps
- These freaks you'll all remember
- As you lie there in your bed
- 'Cause one's a half-wolf baby
- And the other has two heads
- (Beverly, Elliot and Chabo's segment, whereas Lemony Snicket appears face painted before the final verse.)
- Welcome, welcome, welcome
- To the House of Freaks
- I said
- Welcome, welcome, welcome
- To the House of Freaks
- Bring it home now
- Welcome, welcome, welcome
- To the Hooooouse oooooooooooof Freeeeeeeeeaks!!!!!!!!!